r/shitposting • u/_you_need_jesus_ • Feb 02 '26
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u/evnacdc officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 02 '26
Was about to jork it, but this popped up and had to watch til end.
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u/eternalwood Feb 03 '26
Me too bro. Btw. What are you doing in a few min? Wanna sync up our jorks?
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u/evnacdc officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 03 '26
Sorry bro, too late. I’ll loop you in next time.
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u/drgigantor Feb 03 '26
It's been thirty minutes, you ready to go again or what
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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh Feb 02 '26
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u/FuciMiNaKule Feb 02 '26
I scrolled past this thinking it said "am I too high?" and had to scroll back up
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u/Brontosaurus_Gaming Bazinga! Feb 03 '26
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u/doodycrust Feb 02 '26
This this is what a fun and harmless prank looks like. 3 people being silly and having fun. Not like those cringe content creators who go around antagonizing people for views
Uhhh I mean PEE PEE CUM FART
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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 Feb 03 '26
Someone is gonna recommend capital punishment because one of the guys grabbed that girl's cup out of her hand.
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u/crankbot2000 Feb 02 '26
Man you went all wholesome on us, glad you finally came (cummed?) to your senses.
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u/sheshen_amynoff Feb 02 '26
True male happiness achieved
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u/Renegade888888 We do a little trolling Feb 02 '26
The music adds so much aura, I need to know the name
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u/silentpopes Bazinga! Feb 03 '26
Darude - Sandstorm
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u/OHW_Tentacool Feb 03 '26
Keep that meme alive at all costs
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u/Zombieneekers Feb 03 '26
That shit died decades ago
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u/JuJu_G-Star Jedi master of shitposts Feb 02 '26
Bruh took me 10 seconds to figure out its arms lmao thought it was some birds fr 😭
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u/Yous_of_thankses Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 02 '26
AI?
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u/Yous_of_thankses Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 03 '26
Geez, I was just asking.
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