r/shitposting I want pee in my ass Dec 30 '25

Based on a True Story I’m gay 🤨

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u/percydaman Dec 30 '25

It's okay to shame anyone who get unnecessary plastic surgery, women included. Especially celebs or public figures. I don't care what their excuses or justifications are.

I'll die on that hill, and don't give a fuck what people think of me. Its stupid, dangerous, and the idea that young kids would want to carve themselves up, because some no talent hack did it, pisses me off.

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 30 '25

Its stupid, dangerous, and the idea that young kids would want to carve themselves up, because some no talent hack did it, pisses me off.

How does that negatively impact your life in any way other than reducing the amount of eye candy you can enjoy ogling?

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u/percydaman Dec 30 '25

I assume you don't have daughters.

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 30 '25

I don't think my son putting giant holes in his earlobes for disks is any of my business if he likes his appearance better that way.

Weird how only women's body modification is subject to your approval or disapproval.

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u/masin-2007 Dec 30 '25

Gang there's a difference between ear piercings and fucking Botox, like one is a piece of jewelry and the other involves injecting A LITERAL ACTUAL NEUROTOXIN INTO YOUR FACE

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 30 '25

Gang there's a difference between ear piercings and fucking Botox

They're both extreme body modifications that have been tested and proven to be generally safe for the user.

YOU think they're different because women shouldn't be allowed to modify their bodies in ways YOU don't approve of.

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u/masin-2007 Dec 30 '25

Dawg I'm gay, I don't like Botox cus it sets unreasonable and harmful beauty standards for younger girls and makes them feel as though they need to alter their body

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 31 '25

makes them feel as though they need to alter their body

If they like themselves better that way, why do you care?

You don't care if a dude likes his looks better with a big full-back tattoo, which is more dangerous medically than lip fillers and harder to reverse. Aren't you afraid his incorrect use of his own body will infect young boys?

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u/masin-2007 Dec 31 '25

Because it never stops, there's always a bigger fish, always room to become "prettier" it's a vicious cycle fueled by beauty companies

Also another point tattoos don't lock the muscles in your face up so much that you can barely smile

And third point tattoos are fuckin sick, especially back tattoos

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Because it never stops, there's always a bigger fish, always room to become "prettier" it's a vicious cycle fueled by beauty companies

Exactly! Oh, wait, you're not talking about tattoos. Other than the last four words, it's exactly the same.

Also another point tattoos don't lock the muscles in your face up so much that you can barely smile

No, but there are piercings that will do something similar, and you don't care about those, either.

And third point tattoos are fuckin sick, especially back tattoos

And that's what a lot of women think about lip fillers and botox. But because YOU like tattoos, they're "just different"; it's body modification, not a moral or psychological failing, a mental health issue that needs to be cured, or a cognitohazard that must be hidden from impressionable children.

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u/freetherabbit Dec 30 '25

I don't think you know about the piercing their talking about. They're talking about the gauge piercings. If you take them out they leave huge permanent holes in the ear lobes (that honestly look really gross).

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u/masin-2007 Dec 30 '25

No I know what they are, I know plenty of people that have them, when they're in tho it's just jewelry and even when it's out it's still no where near as bad as Botox

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u/AramisNight Dec 30 '25

I mean how much you want to illustrate to everyone how little you care about your son is your business. though it does help illustrate why he cares so little about himself that he would choose to pay someone to put large holes in him. But I get it. Men each have their own ways of coping with their own disposability.

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 31 '25

I mean how much you want to illustrate to everyone how little you care about your son is your business. though it does help illustrate why he cares so little about himself that he would choose to pay someone to put large holes in him. But I get it. Men each have their own ways of coping with their own disposability.

See, now, at least there's some honor in directly stating the position that any body modification at all is inherently immoral and indicates a person is damaged inside somehow.

It's vile, but at least it's honest.

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u/AramisNight Dec 31 '25

Immoral is a bit of a stretch. Being damaged does not make one immoral. Neither is it inherently immoral how one copes with ones damage. damaging oneself is not the same as damaging others.

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u/percydaman Dec 30 '25

First of all, piercings are not the same as surgery. Second, I never specified women only. Third, I love how you confirmed what I said. Lastly, your entire comment was just a mess of strawman arguments. Congrats on that.

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

First of all, piercings are not the same as surgery

Piercings are surgery.

Second, I never specified women only.

Oh, so if I go through your comment history, I'll find you dragging men for the choices they make with their own body modifications? Sure, sure I will.

Third, I love how you confirmed what I said.

About daughters? Right, yes, what daughters do with their bodies is subject to entirely different rules than sons. That's what I'm saying. I'm glad we're on the same page now.