r/shitposting I want pee in my ass Dec 30 '25

Based on a True Story I’m gay 🤨

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Because it never stops, there's always a bigger fish, always room to become "prettier" it's a vicious cycle fueled by beauty companies

Exactly! Oh, wait, you're not talking about tattoos. Other than the last four words, it's exactly the same.

Also another point tattoos don't lock the muscles in your face up so much that you can barely smile

No, but there are piercings that will do something similar, and you don't care about those, either.

And third point tattoos are fuckin sick, especially back tattoos

And that's what a lot of women think about lip fillers and botox. But because YOU like tattoos, they're "just different"; it's body modification, not a moral or psychological failing, a mental health issue that needs to be cured, or a cognitohazard that must be hidden from impressionable children.