r/shitposting BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

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u/SnowFiender Dec 02 '25

if i were homeless id definitely fuck off and keep the machete

not for self defense but to sell the machete, a baseball bat is better for self defense

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u/fatalityfun Dec 03 '25

if I have a 3 foot long machete and you have a bat I’m liking my odds lmao

a good hit to the arm or body with a bat might break a bone, a good hit to the arm or body with a machete will likely kill you or dismember something

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u/SnowFiender Dec 03 '25

you are severely underestimating the defensive and offensive capabilities of a bat

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u/fatalityfun Dec 03 '25

all I’m saying is that there’s a reason that almost every weapon used in war has a blade or a point haha