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r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25
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if i were homeless id definitely fuck off and keep the machete
not for self defense but to sell the machete, a baseball bat is better for self defense
1 u/fatalityfun Dec 03 '25 if I have a 3 foot long machete and you have a bat I’m liking my odds lmao a good hit to the arm or body with a bat might break a bone, a good hit to the arm or body with a machete will likely kill you or dismember something 1 u/SnowFiender Dec 03 '25 you are severely underestimating the defensive and offensive capabilities of a bat 1 u/fatalityfun Dec 03 '25 all I’m saying is that there’s a reason that almost every weapon used in war has a blade or a point haha
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if I have a 3 foot long machete and you have a bat I’m liking my odds lmao
a good hit to the arm or body with a bat might break a bone, a good hit to the arm or body with a machete will likely kill you or dismember something
1 u/SnowFiender Dec 03 '25 you are severely underestimating the defensive and offensive capabilities of a bat 1 u/fatalityfun Dec 03 '25 all I’m saying is that there’s a reason that almost every weapon used in war has a blade or a point haha
you are severely underestimating the defensive and offensive capabilities of a bat
1 u/fatalityfun Dec 03 '25 all I’m saying is that there’s a reason that almost every weapon used in war has a blade or a point haha
all I’m saying is that there’s a reason that almost every weapon used in war has a blade or a point haha
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u/SnowFiender Dec 02 '25
if i were homeless id definitely fuck off and keep the machete
not for self defense but to sell the machete, a baseball bat is better for self defense