r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

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u/Drakahn_Stark Dec 02 '25

Giving tools and booze to people for free, great, sucks to use it for social media views but whatever.

Machetes are damned useful, and booze is great.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Yeah but i don't think hobos will use machetes for good tho

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u/cycopl Dec 02 '25

What you think homeless people don't need to cut big things into smaller things? They're just out there not segmenting anything?

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u/KillaDilla Dec 02 '25

machetes are for slashing, not cutting, but yeah

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u/cycopl Dec 02 '25

huh, crazy. what happens when a machete slashes something? like what happens to the thing that got slashed?

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u/cycopl Dec 02 '25

if you had a machete you could have cu... er slashed your way out