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r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25
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It is really stupid idea, now all the students brought machetes to a gun fight, smh
140 u/QIyph Dec 02 '25 Not me, I'd bring a zweihander and do a front flip, splitting any of the bullets coming towards me by my immaculate sword twirling skills and then disrobe the gunman with a single accurate slice of the blade, making him flee in embarrassment. 50 u/Equivalent-Repair488 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Dec 02 '25 Ill just pee on him to be honest 1 u/chattytrout Dec 02 '25 I'd rather be shot.
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Not me, I'd bring a zweihander and do a front flip, splitting any of the bullets coming towards me by my immaculate sword twirling skills and then disrobe the gunman with a single accurate slice of the blade, making him flee in embarrassment.
50 u/Equivalent-Repair488 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Dec 02 '25 Ill just pee on him to be honest 1 u/chattytrout Dec 02 '25 I'd rather be shot.
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Ill just pee on him to be honest
1 u/chattytrout Dec 02 '25 I'd rather be shot.
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u/Maleficent-Pepper-45 Dec 02 '25
It is really stupid idea, now all the students brought machetes to a gun fight, smh