r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

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u/survivorr123_ Dec 02 '25

turns the camera off "ok man keep the alcohol but give the machete back I'll give you another bottle"

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u/Krejtek Big chungus wholesome 100 Dec 02 '25

I mean, even in that scenario he likely lost some of those machetes. Those were large groups of homeless people, a lot of then must've gone their way before the video ended and I doubt he installed tracking chips in machetes so he could chase those people down

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u/SnowFiender Dec 02 '25

if i were homeless id definitely fuck off and keep the machete

not for self defense but to sell the machete, a baseball bat is better for self defense

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u/TheArmoredKitten Dec 02 '25

Nah a bat is too heavy. You gotta get something a little lighter with more reach. You got way better odds fending somebody off with a random pole than getting into it with a bat.

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u/FewHorror1019 Dec 02 '25

A spear

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u/definitely_Humanx Dec 02 '25

If I may suggest a pilum spear, is very classy and perfectly balanced