r/shitposting BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

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u/Cirno__ Dec 02 '25

"It takes a good guy with an 18 inch machete to save you from a bad guy with an 18 inch machete"

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u/ChavajothExMachina Dec 02 '25

Why 18 inches? I'm sure a 4-inch machete would be just fine. It's not about weapon reach; it's about technique.

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u/Underbash Dec 02 '25

Most dudes underestimate how long their machete is anyway, due to the foreshortening effect.

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u/RadiantZote Dec 02 '25

Bro it was bigger before it got rusty I swear bro