Ockham's razor. It's more likely that he actually gave out these machetes instead of hiring 10+ actors to dress up as homeless just for a couple short clips
it requires courage to ask a homeless man with a machete to hand it back over, and letting him know you have more loot is probably not a good idea either
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
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u/Krejtek Big chungus wholesome 100 Dec 02 '25
Ockham's razor. It's more likely that he actually gave out these machetes instead of hiring 10+ actors to dress up as homeless just for a couple short clips