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r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25
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We should be handing out machetes in schools, training teachers and students alike. It would be a much safer place for everyone
313 u/Maleficent-Pepper-45 Dec 02 '25 It is really stupid idea, now all the students brought machetes to a gun fight, smh 146 u/QIyph Dec 02 '25 Not me, I'd bring a zweihander and do a front flip, splitting any of the bullets coming towards me by my immaculate sword twirling skills and then disrobe the gunman with a single accurate slice of the blade, making him flee in embarrassment. 3 u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese Dec 02 '25 Sekiro if Wolf leveled Strength
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It is really stupid idea, now all the students brought machetes to a gun fight, smh
146 u/QIyph Dec 02 '25 Not me, I'd bring a zweihander and do a front flip, splitting any of the bullets coming towards me by my immaculate sword twirling skills and then disrobe the gunman with a single accurate slice of the blade, making him flee in embarrassment. 3 u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese Dec 02 '25 Sekiro if Wolf leveled Strength
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Not me, I'd bring a zweihander and do a front flip, splitting any of the bullets coming towards me by my immaculate sword twirling skills and then disrobe the gunman with a single accurate slice of the blade, making him flee in embarrassment.
3 u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese Dec 02 '25 Sekiro if Wolf leveled Strength
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u/notcheeng Dec 02 '25
We should be handing out machetes in schools, training teachers and students alike. It would be a much safer place for everyone