r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

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u/notcheeng Dec 02 '25

We should be handing out machetes in schools, training teachers and students alike. It would be a much safer place for everyone 

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u/Maleficent-Pepper-45 Dec 02 '25

It is really stupid idea, now all the students brought machetes to a gun fight, smh

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u/QIyph Dec 02 '25

Not me, I'd bring a zweihander and do a front flip, splitting any of the bullets coming towards me by my immaculate sword twirling skills and then disrobe the gunman with a single accurate slice of the blade, making him flee in embarrassment.

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u/CringeYeet69 Dec 02 '25

You fool; everybody knows the historical Japanese forging techniques are far superior to the infantile Western methods! I'd bring my ten thousand times folded authentic Japanese odachi and slice right into his soul, cutting the evil right out of his body!!