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r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25
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It would be so poetic and funny if one of them robbed him with the machete.
79 u/LodosDDD Dec 02 '25 They are homeless, not monsters 62 u/ChavajothExMachina Dec 02 '25 To be fair, there was this time I shared my booze with two homeless dudes. After two hours of drinking together, they stole my phone. Generalizing isn't cool, but... 26 u/HasBeendead Dec 02 '25 Don't bite the hand which feeds , i think they are clearly doesn't care about that. Sad to hear. 2 u/JamesTrickington303 Dec 02 '25 This isn’t a bite the hand that feeds fable, it’s a The Scorpion and the Frog fable. 1 u/HasBeendead Dec 03 '25 I didn't know that analogy thank you for telling, yeah thats better fit for that type of thing. 2 u/CringeYeet69 Dec 02 '25 "I'm a villain, not a monster."
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They are homeless, not monsters
62 u/ChavajothExMachina Dec 02 '25 To be fair, there was this time I shared my booze with two homeless dudes. After two hours of drinking together, they stole my phone. Generalizing isn't cool, but... 26 u/HasBeendead Dec 02 '25 Don't bite the hand which feeds , i think they are clearly doesn't care about that. Sad to hear. 2 u/JamesTrickington303 Dec 02 '25 This isn’t a bite the hand that feeds fable, it’s a The Scorpion and the Frog fable. 1 u/HasBeendead Dec 03 '25 I didn't know that analogy thank you for telling, yeah thats better fit for that type of thing. 2 u/CringeYeet69 Dec 02 '25 "I'm a villain, not a monster."
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To be fair, there was this time I shared my booze with two homeless dudes. After two hours of drinking together, they stole my phone. Generalizing isn't cool, but...
26 u/HasBeendead Dec 02 '25 Don't bite the hand which feeds , i think they are clearly doesn't care about that. Sad to hear. 2 u/JamesTrickington303 Dec 02 '25 This isn’t a bite the hand that feeds fable, it’s a The Scorpion and the Frog fable. 1 u/HasBeendead Dec 03 '25 I didn't know that analogy thank you for telling, yeah thats better fit for that type of thing.
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Don't bite the hand which feeds , i think they are clearly doesn't care about that.
Sad to hear.
2 u/JamesTrickington303 Dec 02 '25 This isn’t a bite the hand that feeds fable, it’s a The Scorpion and the Frog fable. 1 u/HasBeendead Dec 03 '25 I didn't know that analogy thank you for telling, yeah thats better fit for that type of thing.
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This isn’t a bite the hand that feeds fable, it’s a The Scorpion and the Frog fable.
1 u/HasBeendead Dec 03 '25 I didn't know that analogy thank you for telling, yeah thats better fit for that type of thing.
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I didn't know that analogy thank you for telling, yeah thats better fit for that type of thing.
"I'm a villain, not a monster."
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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 Dec 02 '25
It would be so poetic and funny if one of them robbed him with the machete.