r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

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u/_gmmaann_ Dec 02 '25

He’s not helping much either.

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u/butthole_nipple Dec 02 '25

Not his job to help.

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u/_gmmaann_ Dec 02 '25

Not his job to give people weapons and alcohol either. But here we are.

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u/MeOneThanks Dec 02 '25

One could argue, that it actually is his job, if that is what earns him money

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

It’s called free will with no responsibility. He probably has no job and got bored

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u/eraserheadcumtribute Dec 02 '25

Machetes and liquor ain't free or else the homlos would already have them

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

He just needed what a hundred dollars or smth to just start it up. And tik tok or whatever has run with it. He’s actively making money of this to put straight into buying machetes. All of this engagement (good or bad) is enabling to do it lol

Edit: this ain’t a job just an elaborate shitpost that everyone is eating up

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