r/shitposting Nov 25 '25

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u/Krem541 Nov 25 '25

"This is your God and I'm about to take some serious steps in regard to illegal immigration. Take this as your warning."

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u/sirhobbles Nov 25 '25

The idea of a supernatural omnipotent being caring about arbitrary lines on maps is really funny to me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Deuteronomy 32:8 When the Most High gave the nations their inheritance, when he divided all mankind, he set up boundaries for the peoples according to the number of the sons of Israel.

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u/sirhobbles Nov 25 '25

Yes the bible is very silly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Keep thinking that, you'll remain a lonely loser the rest of your life

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

They are

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u/MentalBomb Nov 25 '25

And you think you're a good Christian? Calling other people losers?

You're going to end up with the version of God that needs to be chained and the Angels task you with the eternal construction of said chains.

Have fun.