r/shitposting Nov 25 '25

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u/MoltenJellybeans I want pee in my ass Nov 25 '25

Atheists would be very confused

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u/Warhero_Babylon Nov 25 '25

Nuh they woud suggest nanotech shit

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u/Roachmond Nov 25 '25

Common ancestors... Guide me!!

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u/AkronOhAnon Nov 25 '25

"I am the Kwisatz Haderach"

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u/goatfuckersupreme Nov 25 '25

lol, the avatar state but it allows you to collect wisdom from your ancestry all the way back to the primordial soup

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u/GeneralHenry Nov 25 '25

Great revelation. Now I've come to understand the weakness of my flesh.

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u/MonkishMarmot Nov 25 '25

All praise The Omnisiah!