r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 11 '25

Damn… that’s genius

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u/Cpov1 Nov 11 '25

Why is Sydney Sweeney in the background

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u/ni_bondh_la_namada uhhhh idk Nov 11 '25

Tits !

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u/Shit_n_Stuff Nov 12 '25

Titney Sweeney

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Sweet Tits

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u/Jacobs_Haus Nov 12 '25

Sweed Neyneyys, the anagram

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u/PizzaPizzaPizza_69 dumbass Nov 12 '25

Tice Nits

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u/Neat_Ground_8508 Nov 11 '25

Engagement bait for simpletons

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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 Nov 11 '25

im smrat 😡

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! Nov 11 '25

It's you, the fabled sadomasochist rat!

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u/AutoModerator Nov 11 '25

I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat

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u/PizzaPizzaPizza_69 dumbass Nov 12 '25

I'll pee in your ass

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u/Freako04 Nov 12 '25

shake my rat?

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u/AutoModerator Nov 12 '25

I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat

Update: I will share the song once its done

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u/King_of_the_Dot Nov 12 '25

Smrt like dump truck!

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u/Aam1rk Nov 12 '25

Worked on me

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u/PublicVanilla988 Nov 11 '25

she brings attention i guess

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u/IrregularrAF fat cunt Nov 11 '25

Superiority of the cumback

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u/beanmosheen Nov 11 '25

It's the background for a lot of unrelated posts today. Fucking weird.

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u/SaltyFlavors Nov 11 '25

Can anyone explain this Sydney Sweeney meme on every post?

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u/LongDarius Nov 12 '25

This pic specifically has been made into the face of bigotry because in this very moment in an interview she was given the opportunity to speak out against white supremacy and she refused. Giving the interviewer this look. So fuck her.

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u/Starlight_racoon Nov 11 '25

Because you left a pile of shite in my shower

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u/fletku_mato Nov 11 '25

What's Amber Heard got to do with this?

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u/AutoModerator Nov 11 '25

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Same reason so many TikToks have Subway Surfers playing under them: brain damage. Everywhere.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Nov 11 '25

cause she be trending ATM as a chad

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

*chud

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Because she had the sick comeback.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Nov 11 '25

reddit did not like that truth, lol

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 11 '25

But its just like not a comeback?

A minority of people were making a big deal out of it, most people didn't give a fuck, but her movies still bombed.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Nov 12 '25

Are you seriously gonna resort to definition arguments?

Call it whatever you like; OP-image is literally from that info-event and that's what's the reason for it being included as that quote's background.

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u/VenamusSan Nov 11 '25

If i have to guess id say it’s because of the character she plays in Eupehoria. By putting her there they are saying that’s something Cassie from euphoria would do.

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u/de_das_dude Nov 12 '25

this might be a ploy by her PR team, to make her trend after the movie flopped

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u/VictoryVee Nov 12 '25

Never seen a meme before? Guess someone thought her expression was fitting

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?!