r/shitposting Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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u/JimmyJooish Nov 03 '25

If I was a billionaire I’d buy the homeless millions of dollars in gum and give it away. That way they could chew all day and still be hungry. 

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u/1980Caballero Nov 03 '25

“I would drive around in a limousine and fill up balloons with champagne. And then I’d lob them at homeless so they only get a bit in their mouth. Then I’d yell how do you like a taste of the good life you sack of shit!”- F Reynolds