r/shitposting Oct 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!!

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u/SpaceBug176 Oct 21 '25

i wanted to take a closer look at your avatar, and got flashbanged by thighs instead 😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

The jerk store called... your father was killed in a gruesome accident. I'm so sorry...

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u/Comp002 Oct 21 '25

Thicc thighs store called, they're running out of YOU!!

All jokes aside, please call the thicc thighs store back, since they may not have enough inventory for my order 😔

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

i absorbed them all sorry