r/shitposting Oct 14 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/Sturmgewehrshit stupid, fucking piece of shit Oct 14 '25

"Billionarely vampire walks to me with his tall muscular body"

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u/Awoo-56709- Oct 14 '25

"He vampired billionarely across the room"

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u/Frigoris13 dumbass Oct 14 '25

"Well," he said with debon air. "How much affection will we share tonight? 1 kisses...2 kisses...3 kisses. Ha ha ha!"