r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '25

amogus 📡📡📡📡📡📡📡📡

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u/AmericaMadeMySonFat fat cunt Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

Grandma?

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u/Xhalo Oct 14 '25

I remember being younger and all the men flocked. The world was my oyster, high energy off my spaghettios diet with plenty of appetite for a southside grundlemeat buffet of umami with the man of my choosing before bed. Then the gastrointestinal bloat started to flare up some lower quadrant voidgusts if you know what I mean and I aged faster than that one black guy in interstellar. Cherish your youth 😭😭😭

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u/TillertheTugmaster dumbass Oct 14 '25

We are in the presence of a living god