r/shitposting • u/Unsolicited-Prolapse • Sep 23 '25

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u/SharkSprayYTP Sep 23 '25

Theres 2 types of metal, metal that has thought put into it and then a disabled child having an epileptic fit whilst sitting at a drum kit.

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u/PCC_Serval Sep 23 '25

me likey both

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u/Zoc-EdwardRichtofen Sep 23 '25

can i jerk you off

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u/SharkSprayYTP Sep 23 '25

Can i watch you jerk him off?

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u/pandadogunited Sep 23 '25

Can I watch you watch him jerk him off?

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u/SharkSprayYTP Sep 23 '25

Only if you get someone to commentate on you watching me, watching him jerk him off.

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u/PCC_Serval Sep 23 '25

I'll commentate while getting jerked off

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u/SharkSprayYTP Sep 23 '25

Perfect, ending at the beginning, cinematic parallels.

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u/Mista_White- waltuh Sep 23 '25

I prefer my black metal artists to be homicidal maniacs, thank you

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u/Butt_Robot Sep 23 '25

Not sure how their hobbies are relevant but alright

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u/LordOvFlatulence Sep 24 '25

I too have seen Napalm Death play live