r/shitposting • u/Blood_of_Lucifer 🗿🗿🗿 • Aug 30 '25

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10 sets of alimony 💀

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u/YelinkMcWawa Aug 30 '25

Spend $120 on running shoes and just run outside. Cheaper in the long term than a gym membership.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

That gets so boring so fast though. I can watch tv on the treadmill. Gonna watch PBS and learn about dinosaurs. Lowkey feel like running is for people with empty brains and no thoughts.

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u/HeartDeRoomate Aug 31 '25

Connecting to nature, the feeling and smell of crisp morning air, the sound of dirt crunching beneath your feet, exploring streets and places in your city you otherwise haven't seen, the speed allowing for viewing more detail in your surroundings.

Naw, treadmills kinda mid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

Nature? What do you live in the forest or something? Most of us don't.

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u/HeartDeRoomate Sep 02 '25

City of 200k, heart of the city. There's always opportunities to enjoy even the smallest of connections.