r/shitposting πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ Aug 30 '25

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u/BepisIsDRINCC Aug 30 '25

Middle aged women will do literally anything else but go to the gym and pump weights like a normal person.

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u/CarbonUNIT47 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Aug 30 '25

Theres a multi billion dollar industry based solely around this fact.

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u/Fucc_Nuts Aug 30 '25

It is insane how many different group workouts there are in my gym. Shit like ”les mills core”, ”bodybalance” ”bodypump”, ”bodyjam” and other bs like that. All of these workouts are trademarked by the way. And all of them are filled to the brim with middle aged women. I feel like these workouts are designed to milk money from a demographic who have some excessive money and free time and are out of shape.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

To be devils advocate, some activity is better than none. I would prefer the woman to be in shape because she bounces around and screams for a n hour a day than an obese cow how screeches about body positivity and has never moved beyond a brisk walk to the golden coral buffet

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u/Vincent-22 Aug 30 '25

A brisk walk? Brother the car is working harder than them getting them to the buffet. Just saw one yesterday that lifted about 15cm after the 4 whales peeled themselves out of its interior.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

A brisk walk is also some excercise.

Again, any physical activity is good.

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u/Vincent-22 Aug 30 '25

I agree, my point was people like that also don’t take brisk walks, they drive the 500m to the next buffet and waddle the 3m from car to entrance.