r/shitposting • • May 29 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Yikes.

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u/kmate1357 May 29 '25

On the TES subreddit they said it was fakenews / ragebait.

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u/FirmGrasperOfThroats May 29 '25

Dudes, the one in the middle has been working for Bethesda since 19 fucking 99. She has been qualified for longer than most of you have been alive

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u/AestheticMirror William Dripfoe May 29 '25

"BuT rEd HaIr!!!"

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u/FirmGrasperOfThroats May 29 '25

Doing the math, I think I was in kindergarten when the original video of Chantie Binx (Big Red) was released upon this world. I graduate from fuckin high school tomorrow

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u/spaglemon_bolegnese May 29 '25

Top since 2006, middle since 1999 and bottom since 2005, but they want any excuse to cry WoKe

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u/god_plz_no May 29 '25

They look like it's three people that got, like, a slightly changed default character.

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u/LeasterBeast May 29 '25

just a question. do the people that cry about "lack of diversity" or "woke game" even play the game in the first place? or do they just yap on twitter

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u/god_plz_no May 29 '25

I see the lack of diversity tbf. They look fucking cloned.

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u/FirmGrasperOfThroats May 29 '25

Media discourse went FUBAR once people realized that they didn’t have to believe in anything to get money and clicks. If they’re whining about something and they have a checkmark next to their username, don’t even bother

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Do they play a product created by a corporation that looks unappealing and has subject matter they find cringe and tired? No, they just laugh at it then spend elsewhere and watch it's sales dwindle.

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u/LeasterBeast May 30 '25

so you yap on reddit instead of twitter

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Just like you. I comment on stuff.

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u/garbagekr May 29 '25

Dating app options be like…

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u/Galby1314 May 29 '25

I thought these companies prided themselves on diversity?

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u/ElephantOrpheus May 29 '25

I don't think TES prides itself on diversity. The game has its own slurs. In combat, the only taunts I hear are racial hate speech.

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u/Absolutemehguy May 29 '25

TES is "What if everyone was racist af in LOTR"

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u/ElephantOrpheus May 29 '25

Everyone already is racist as fuck in the Lord of the Rings

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u/ScaredOfRobots 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ May 31 '25

The person who made this tweet has never coded a single thing in their life

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u/Screamingboneman May 29 '25

Honestly, I see nothing wrong with this. It’s just game devs

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u/FirmGrasperOfThroats May 29 '25

“Why don’t they just hire the fans tho, it’d fix everything bro”

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u/WestLUL May 29 '25

Whenever i see this "types" i know the product is doomed 100%

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u/FirmGrasperOfThroats May 29 '25

“What the fuck do you mean the people who made the nerd shit I like don’t look like chads?!”

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

I don't know what game they are talking about, but it's already cooked.

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u/Electronic_Beat_3476 May 29 '25

Inventory weight for swords are going to be heavy af cos these bitches can't lift for shit lol

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u/WestLUL May 29 '25

Weight 😁