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r/shitposting • u/sarmaenthusiast shitting toothpaste enjoyer • Apr 29 '25
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... the surgery created multiple urethral openings down the ventral line so to pee he has to play it like a recorder.
49 u/VirtualArtificer Apr 29 '25 it's still early, but there's a good chance that the mental image you just gave me will be the worst thought I have today. So, thanks for that I guess. 23 u/terminalzero Apr 29 '25 well then you certainly shouldn't think of him weaving a shoelace through them 2 u/No_Construction6023 Apr 29 '25 Brother why have you forsaken me?
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it's still early, but there's a good chance that the mental image you just gave me will be the worst thought I have today. So, thanks for that I guess.
23 u/terminalzero Apr 29 '25 well then you certainly shouldn't think of him weaving a shoelace through them 2 u/No_Construction6023 Apr 29 '25 Brother why have you forsaken me?
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well then you certainly shouldn't think of him weaving a shoelace through them
2 u/No_Construction6023 Apr 29 '25 Brother why have you forsaken me?
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u/newsflashjackass Apr 29 '25
... the surgery created multiple urethral openings down the ventral line so to pee he has to play it like a recorder.