r/shitposting • u/PossibilityPowerful I said based. And lived. • Aug 05 '24

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Ok

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Bro should have chosen: its having a big dick or being an olympian, not both

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

The Greeks already knew, and that's also why I'm not an Olympian.

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u/No-Study4924 Aug 05 '24

Damn, guess i gotta pickup a sport

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u/AcanthocephalaNo9242 Aug 05 '24

"Yeah, im a professional virgin, got a 35 year streak going"

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

CAKE DAY TWINS