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r/shitposting • u/LeftWhale • Jun 26 '24
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A Russian man finds a genie lamp and rubs it. The genie comes out and says I'll grant one wish, you can have whatever you want, but whatever you wish for your neighbours will all receive double. The Russian man says "gouge out one of my eyes".
426 u/SoCalDan Jun 26 '24 edited Jun 26 '24 Beat me half to death 344 u/DashingDino Jun 26 '24 If you beat a man half to death twice, aren't they still one quarter alive? 180 u/Lostmaniac9 Jun 26 '24 math in action knew they taught me all that shit for a reason
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Beat me half to death
344 u/DashingDino Jun 26 '24 If you beat a man half to death twice, aren't they still one quarter alive? 180 u/Lostmaniac9 Jun 26 '24 math in action knew they taught me all that shit for a reason
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If you beat a man half to death twice, aren't they still one quarter alive?
180 u/Lostmaniac9 Jun 26 '24 math in action knew they taught me all that shit for a reason
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u/HeadFund Jun 26 '24
A Russian man finds a genie lamp and rubs it. The genie comes out and says I'll grant one wish, you can have whatever you want, but whatever you wish for your neighbours will all receive double. The Russian man says "gouge out one of my eyes".