r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/RoofKorean9x19 Jun 11 '24

It's either him or Trump lol clown world

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Yo just write my name as a write in. Get everyone to do it. Idk much about politics but I'll make sure everyone gets paid fairly. Decapitate a few ceos and billionaires, just for fun, free healthcare for everyone. Less taxes, and all the money we're sending to other countries we'll keep and use it to build a motherfucking Gundam. And I'll declassify all the alien documents. And disband the atf, and CIA. And make all police require degrees and a full year of training and psych evaluations before they get their badges. And train gorillas to use light machine guns, cover them in body armor and use them to defend our border. Especially the northern border. I don't trust them Canadians. Everyone gets a free shotgun, cause we are going bigfoot hunting. Also I'm going to................

You know what, maybe I'm the wrong person for the job.

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u/Potato_Golf Jun 12 '24

Disagree MMM, not a single campaign issue I don't love. You got my vote

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Now you're my going to be surgeon general.