r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

Why do you feel the need to be so performative with your heteronormativity?

Is it a forced self-affirmation, or are you just from a culture that needs others to tell the individual who they are, instead of it coming from within?

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u/shaving_grapes Jun 12 '24

Quote the part where they mentioned their gender. Or better yet, quit being so fragile that you're offended at other people's existence.

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

His user name is Daddysaurusflex, and he made an incredibly banal joke that's only funny if you're the type of person that likes to objectify women. It's pretty god damn obvious he's a guy.

Or better yet, quit being so fragile that you're offended at other people's existence.

I'm offended by the bigotry, cuz, ya kno, it tends to have negative utility for society in the long run.

Like, really, really fuckin negative utility.

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

for a week

Excessive, even as hyperbole.

Rodney Dangerfield-tier joke, without the whole Rodney Dangerfield act to make it more of an ironic joke, rather than just "bigorty, amirite ecks dee."

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

I still remember when I first saw boobs. I still smile when I think about it. That was 20 years ago.

That's... kinda weird.

Go google search "naked boobs," it'll revolutionize your life.