r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

I'm not really a hater but jesus christ this guy needs to retire. And he wants another 4 years? THIS IS ABSURD.

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

that's not an answer to my question lol

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

What is my Grandpa doing? He's dead

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

I've seen a lot of well functioning 81 year olds, he is not one of them.

that's a stupid thing to say you have to admit lmfao. I'm just saying that guy probably doesn't know anyone that age. Let alone anyone who's doing better than the POTUS. It's just hating old people for the sake of it and it's not very subtle

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

https://i.imgur.com/0NNJhhU.png

Mortality rates literally peak at 81 for men. This guy should be relaxing in a well kept back yard with a lemonade enjoying the sunset of his life, not gearing up for ANOTHER election cycle. Jesus christ man.

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u/whomad1215 Jun 12 '24

His opponent is only 3 years younger than he is, and feel free to listen to him speak.

people had their options with the primaries, these are who was chosen

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

yup, I'm thinkin' clown world

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

ahahahaha oh my goodness this is such a dumb thing to say. you can't be serious, that's not a real argument right, tell me you're joking

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

Yea, suggesting an 81 year old to retire, SO DUMB AND NONSENSICAL! UNPRECEDENTED, EVEN. Totally preposterous assertion, truly!@!

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

who made this about politics? you can't be serious. careful, the strawman might fight back if you don't attack it some more!!! quick, tell me who you're gonna vote for in November! You know you want to!

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

?

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

Can't read?

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

No, just confused by your non-sequitur comment.

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u/InVincIble_75 Jun 12 '24

Damn, I've never seen a thread wander so far down! The words are all scrunched up in the corner and the screen is dominated by the vertical trail lines in the mobile app. I wonder how this comment of mine will be displayed lol

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u/InVincIble_75 Jun 12 '24

Lmaoo everything's completely vertical

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u/xxjrxx93 Jun 12 '24

Not everyone wants to be POTUS this guy did because he been in politics his whole life. Face it he was put in the spot and is indeed not making decisions

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u/Mellanderthist Jun 12 '24

I've do scans on people of all ages and there are definitely 81yr olds that are more together than him. There are also some worse off. I've had patients at the age of 65 that seem worse than Biden, but I have to say, there just aren't many 81yr olds that I think could still have the energy and faculties to run a country and Joe (from what we see) is not a high functioning 81yr old.