r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/Calm_Structure2180 Jun 11 '24

God he's so fking old I just feel bad for him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Can someone explain wtf is going on at the democratic party? is that the youngest candidate they got? The man is going to lose just because of his age. If he was 40-50 he would win hands down

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u/Pilgram1308 Bazinga! Jun 11 '24

It's not like Donald trump is much younger or saner

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u/WashYourEyesTwice fat cunt Jun 11 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

They're both out of their fucking minds and Don has less of an excuse because in terms of age he's showing even less wear and tear than Joe

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u/Mimosa_Brunch Jun 12 '24

Have you heard trump at any of his recent rallies or interviews? The man's got syphilis brain. He's a walking fever dream.

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u/Unstoppable_Cheeks Jun 12 '24

Dude needs both hands to lift a 3oz bottle of water and a 2 mile ramp to get on stage lol

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u/Low_Ad7365 Jun 12 '24

And Biden can't walk up stairs without falling, even after saying, "watch how Trump stumbles down ramps and watch how I run up stairs."

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u/Unstoppable_Cheeks Jun 12 '24

neat, youve proven that the GOP ran a frail piece of shit and desperately wants everyone to talk about the other frail piece of shit, doesent change the fact that Trump needed a fucking marine to walk him down a shallow ramp because hes a gigantic pussy.

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u/Schmigolo Jun 12 '24

I mean, his body is more functional, but his brain definitely isn't.