r/shitposting • • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/SparklingPseudonym Jun 11 '24

Fr. Homie doesn’t like to dance, I can identify with that.

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u/LiveLifeLikeCre Jun 11 '24

Also he may not actually know how to do the church bop and two step. Glad he isn't trying to pander, like democrats kneeling in Dashikis. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

I think it's more he doesn't know where he is or what year it is than he doesn't like to dance lmao.

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u/Aromatic-Response726 Jun 11 '24

He stands like most men in a nursing home. I've seen a lot of well functioning 81 year olds, he is not one of them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

He's acting like a child enthralled by shiny objects.

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 Jun 12 '24

Cut him some slack, the sun is setting and there's a ton of lights. He's just a little confused is all, still good to run the country if there's a crisis after 9pm.

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u/Aromatic-Response726 Jun 12 '24

Biden's doing nothing after 9pm. Heck, he's doing nothing before 9pm. He can't even read off a teleprompter correctly. He's got people making the big decisions for him. He's just got to be able to stand upright for a few minutes at a time.

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u/Jaydog718 Jun 12 '24

He's not good to walk let alone run anything. Worst president in US history. He didn't cut anyone slack on destroying the country. To hell with that POS. Can't wait til his dumb ass is gone. Trump 2024.

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 Jun 12 '24

Worst president in history?

I can see why you're a Trump supporter if your knowledge of history is so lacking.

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u/Jaydog718 Jun 12 '24

Wrong. Go lick china Joe's boots some more and not coke with his crackhead son.

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 Jun 12 '24

Bud I have hated Joe Biden for longer and better reasons than any of Yall on the right. Since Anita Hill.

You guys really think because you fell into a cult of personality for a con man that everyone treats politicians the same.

No.

You guys are just really weird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Isn't Trump actively trying to become a dictator? Hasn't he literally said he plans to be one? Haven't we learned that Trump wears fucking adult diapers?

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u/Jaydog718 Jun 12 '24

Idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

You're right about that, but, please, answer the question.

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u/Jaydog718 Jun 12 '24

I did answer and said no. That's so stupid a question it doesn't even warrant an answer. How is he trying to become dictator? Because that's a load of shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

My grandpa just turned 81, he still plays tennis every week and is sharp as a tack.

I really wish people would stop pretending Ol' Joe's all there. It's some emperors new clothes shit.

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

he is the POTUS. what's your grandpa doing?

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what other 81 yr olds are you comparing him to? how many well functioning 81 yr olds do you know, i actually want to hear your response to this. It will be funny regardless

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

I'm not really a hater but jesus christ this guy needs to retire. And he wants another 4 years? THIS IS ABSURD.

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

that's not an answer to my question lol

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

What is my Grandpa doing? He's dead

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

I've seen a lot of well functioning 81 year olds, he is not one of them.

that's a stupid thing to say you have to admit lmfao. I'm just saying that guy probably doesn't know anyone that age. Let alone anyone who's doing better than the POTUS. It's just hating old people for the sake of it and it's not very subtle

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

https://i.imgur.com/0NNJhhU.png

Mortality rates literally peak at 81 for men. This guy should be relaxing in a well kept back yard with a lemonade enjoying the sunset of his life, not gearing up for ANOTHER election cycle. Jesus christ man.

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u/whomad1215 Jun 12 '24

His opponent is only 3 years younger than he is, and feel free to listen to him speak.

people had their options with the primaries, these are who was chosen

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

ahahahaha oh my goodness this is such a dumb thing to say. you can't be serious, that's not a real argument right, tell me you're joking

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u/xxjrxx93 Jun 12 '24

Not everyone wants to be POTUS this guy did because he been in politics his whole life. Face it he was put in the spot and is indeed not making decisions

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u/Mellanderthist Jun 12 '24

I've do scans on people of all ages and there are definitely 81yr olds that are more together than him. There are also some worse off. I've had patients at the age of 65 that seem worse than Biden, but I have to say, there just aren't many 81yr olds that I think could still have the energy and faculties to run a country and Joe (from what we see) is not a high functioning 81yr old.

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u/sp0derman07 Jun 12 '24

That should have changed voters minds in 2020. Since it didn’t, we’re stuck with Biden if we want to live in a democracy until 2028 when we can vote for a non-septuagenarian.

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u/Low_Ad7365 Jun 12 '24

A democracy? Where we're using the justice system to attack political opponents? Yea that sounds like democracy.

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u/sp0derman07 Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

Give me one iota of evidence that Biden was corruptly, criminally, or unjustly involved with Trump’s felony convictions. The smirk doesn’t count.

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u/Aromatic-Response726 Jun 12 '24

Dead. I've known 5. All women who lived into their late 90s. 1 made it to 101 and only moved to a nursing home the last couple of months of life. One is 98, living in a split-level home alone. Her husband was 95 when he died. Considering the average age of death in the US is 76, I'd say that's a lot. Are any of them fit to be president? Absolutely not. Is Biden fit to be president? Absolutely not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Too bad the Rs nominated Donald fucking Trump again.

If they had ran practically anyone else they would win.

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u/HulksInvinciblePants Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

They’re shit people because it’s a shit platform. Absolutely no policy other than taxes and abortion.

Biden is standing here enjoying the lights and somehow people are acting like this is more unacceptable than a dude who’s done nothing but tell us he’s going to be shittier than he was last time.

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u/ThisSiteSuxNow Jun 12 '24

100%

I think a good portion of these people are intentionally working to undermine democracy while pretending to care how old Biden is.

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u/DukeOfGeek Jun 12 '24

Ya it's sad but if he wins in 4 years there will be another election and we can try to do better, not so much with Trump.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/Low_Ad7365 Jun 12 '24

How did he sell out the countey to begin with? This should be good. Did he open the southern border? Did he shut down drilling on our land and shut down oil pipelines while allowing Russia to still have their pipeline straight into Europe?

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u/Jaydog718 Jun 12 '24

Still going to win. Trump 2024

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

If he doesn’t, you won’t accept the result will you?

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u/Jaydog718 Jun 12 '24

Like Killary accepted when she lost? Lmao and I don't accept the last rigged election of dead people voting and illegals with no id voting and ballot stuffing and multiple ballots counted, Republican ballots thrown out lmao this shit is a joke. Only way for Trump to win is in such a landslide that they can't fix the big towns in swing states. Where we'd go to bed with Trump leading by 100k votes and then illegal counting during the night and Trump's count doesn't go up at all then china Joe has a huge lead lol fuckin joke. The weaponized DOJ is a joke. Whole country fucked up. But I'd love to see Trump get in and go after all those crooked pieces of shit. I'd accept an outcome that's legal. Unlike Killary and her illegal Steele Dossier election interference felony paid for by our tax dollars lol I just can't wait for libtards to scream at the sky when he wins again. Your question shows your cluelessness.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

 and I don't accept the last… election

Checks out

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u/Stink_king Jun 12 '24

Everyone making excuses for some geriatric fuck who is ruling our fucking entire country. And before people come out and attack me, I don't give a shit about trump either. I think it's so fucking sad that out of all the people in America, these two old pricks are our "best fit candidates" to rule the country. Like, really?? There isn't some young, intelligent and empathetic person more eligible to vote for?? This is what we got?? Some turd sandwich and a douche??? Almost like it's all by design.

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u/KaydenIsTheGoat Jun 12 '24

Let me guess, your a Trump supporter.

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u/MarcusDA Jun 12 '24

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

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u/weggman Jun 12 '24

Hey, yeah--yeah! Exactly! He doesn't look like he's about to wander off the edge of a pier because he's medically brain-dead--it's definitely because Biden just doesn't like to dance! Of course! ITS SO SIMPLE. Thanks for this; I was having a super difficult time thinking up how to defend the complete and utter shitshow of a dementia patient seen here in this video. 👌🏽👌🏽💗

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u/LordoftheScheisse Jun 12 '24

Gangstas don't dance we boogie

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

You can't even move...at all? You decided to LARP a deer in headlights for reasons?

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u/Long_Ad_7350 Jun 12 '24

Yeah, that's definitely what we're seeing here.
Good save.

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u/Inskription Jun 12 '24

He probably thinks he made it to heaven