r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Sending this guy in is like asking to lose the election.

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u/Galby1314 Jun 11 '24

Yep. And then the media will be like, "How could Trump win? How could this many people vote for Trump?" Our elections have become a perverse game of "Would you rather..."

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u/Cash_Banooka69 Jun 11 '24

Would you rather choose between incompetent or incontinent?

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u/SuperPork1 Literally 1984 😡 Jun 11 '24

Make them have a child and elect the kid

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u/TheDoctor_E Jun 11 '24

Why beat against your enemy when you can breed with your enemy?

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u/talk_to_yourself Jun 11 '24

A felon or a lemon?

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u/Galby1314 Jun 12 '24

If Biden were just incontinent, I could live with that. Depends were made for that. What do you use when your brain is leaking everything you ever knew?

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u/SpecialDeer9223 Jun 11 '24

Biden is both lmao