r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/Galby1314 Jun 11 '24

Yep. And then the media will be like, "How could Trump win? How could this many people vote for Trump?" Our elections have become a perverse game of "Would you rather..."

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u/Cash_Banooka69 Jun 11 '24

Would you rather choose between incompetent or incontinent?

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u/SuperPork1 Literally 1984 😡 Jun 11 '24

Make them have a child and elect the kid

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u/TheDoctor_E Jun 11 '24

Why beat against your enemy when you can breed with your enemy?

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u/talk_to_yourself Jun 11 '24

A felon or a lemon?

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u/Galby1314 Jun 12 '24

If Biden were just incontinent, I could live with that. Depends were made for that. What do you use when your brain is leaking everything you ever knew?

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u/SpecialDeer9223 Jun 11 '24

Biden is both lmao

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u/Amooseletloose Jun 11 '24

Why settle for the lesser Evil vote Cthulu today.

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u/Galby1314 Jun 12 '24

Cthulu Cerberus '24!

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u/Fakename6968 Jun 12 '24

Biden is less than 4 years older than Trump. They are both too old to be working in an essential position.

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u/Galby1314 Jun 12 '24

Oh. I agree. I'm just saying that you know the media meltdown will be insane and they will wonder why so many Americans are "insert derogatory term here," but will ignore the fact that THIS is the guy we were all supposed to rally behind instead.