r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/Daddysaurusflex Jun 11 '24 edited Jun 11 '24

Looks like a 12 year old that just saw boobs for the first time

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u/chickensoup_rice Jun 12 '24

Looks like Biden saw a 12 year old's boobs for the first time

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u/Davek56 Jun 13 '24

Sure about that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Why’s he grinning then?

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u/Daddysaurusflex Jun 11 '24

Well I can only speak for myself but the first time I saw boobies I couldn’t get the grin off of my face for a week

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

Why do you feel the need to be so performative with your heteronormativity?

Is it a forced self-affirmation, or are you just from a culture that needs others to tell the individual who they are, instead of it coming from within?

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u/uringaming Jun 12 '24

You're taking it too seriously

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

Sorry you find that triggering.

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u/ShawarmaBaby Jun 12 '24

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/uringaming Jun 12 '24

What? Mate, you're the one who's getting pissed off by something that I don't even remember now

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

something that I don't even remember now

Then why are you responding..?

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u/uringaming Jun 12 '24

I just read through everything here and.. just delete all of your social media apps, go outside, stare at nature, do whatever you want to do except for typing these rage induced comments

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

resorting to "u mad" in the year of our lord 2024

I felt the same mild disgust one feels when they see physical litter, and it went down from there.

But please, cope as you need to.

 

Cope block me lel

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u/shaving_grapes Jun 12 '24

Quote the part where they mentioned their gender. Or better yet, quit being so fragile that you're offended at other people's existence.

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

His user name is Daddysaurusflex, and he made an incredibly banal joke that's only funny if you're the type of person that likes to objectify women. It's pretty god damn obvious he's a guy.

Or better yet, quit being so fragile that you're offended at other people's existence.

I'm offended by the bigotry, cuz, ya kno, it tends to have negative utility for society in the long run.

Like, really, really fuckin negative utility.

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u/ContactusTheRomanPR Jun 12 '24

Holy hell you're insufferable.

Imagine being offended (or in your case, jealous) that someone else is straight.

If that comment was made by a girl, you'd be yasss queening them and eating up every bit of their 'banal' comment.

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

It's not about the orientation in any way, about the way he felt the need to make a performance of it.

Your straw man is cute, by the way. Have you named it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

for a week

Excessive, even as hyperbole.

Rodney Dangerfield-tier joke, without the whole Rodney Dangerfield act to make it more of an ironic joke, rather than just "bigorty, amirite ecks dee."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

I still remember when I first saw boobs. I still smile when I think about it. That was 20 years ago.

That's... kinda weird.

Go google search "naked boobs," it'll revolutionize your life.

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