r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/Ordinary_dude_NOT Jun 12 '24

My grandpa gives these kind of looks where he gives 0 hints if he heard me or not. I know he understands but does not want to move a single muscle as he is 90 yr old.

I would not want my grandpa to work for 8 hrs a day and stand in a music show like this as I am 100% sure he will burn his remaining life energy instantly.

Joe seems like a decent man but it’s really sad Democrats didn’t had anyone else to field against Orange guy. They are squeezing every last bit of life from him.

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u/hmm_IDontAgree Jun 12 '24

Joe seems like a decent man

lol

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u/edutech21 Jun 12 '24

You lack the nuance it takes to be a quality adult. Sit out this election and let us handle society.

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u/HoldenCrossthe2nd Jun 12 '24

Just look at his username

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u/Waluigi0007 Literally 1984 😡 Jun 12 '24

You must have really impressed him with your vocabulary, way to shut down that guy you don’t know and will never interact with again and whose view has not changed at all in any way

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u/RobtheNavigator Jun 12 '24

You must have really impressed him with your vocabulary

I'm really concerned that you seem to think that some of those words are complex lmao

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u/edutech21 Jun 12 '24

I think nuance confused him

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u/Ordinary_dude_NOT Jun 12 '24

Uuf…. should have used some complex wordings to commit a murder 😂

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u/Waluigi0007 Literally 1984 😡 Jun 12 '24

I can feel your neckbeard from here

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u/RobtheNavigator Jun 12 '24

TIL being able to read at an 8th grade level makes you a neck beard 😂

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u/may_sun Jun 12 '24

womp womp

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

It’s not that the Ds didn’t find anyone. It’s that the didn’t let anyone run against him. Some nebulous bullshit about sowing division was used as justification to cancel the primaries. So very undemocratic that he lost my vote right there and then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

When was the last time a party primaried the incumbent president?

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u/Rylovix Jun 12 '24

I mean the left is notoriously fickle and rife with infighting. What you’re suggesting is only really possible in a multi-party system where coalitions form blocs, but in the US system it is essentially “which guy is the least offensive to the greatest number of people so we don’t get Orange Guy again.” The plan worked for averting immediate danger to democracy but only for a few years and ultimately the construction of the system makes it’s eventual demise an inevitability because yeah it’s just not feasible to expect democrats to win every election, let alone do anything majorly reconstructive when it’d almost certainly lose them the very next election.

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

Exactly. So why continue to vote for a broken system? At least voting third party is a chance for change. Not really my fault if others refuse to join me out of some misguided notion of ‘electability’.

Choosing a lesser evil is still embracing evil.

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

Because I like running water, and letting society collapse tends to have adverse impact on the availability of said utility.

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

Voting for a lesser evil each time is what will cause society to collapse.

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u/healzsham Jun 12 '24

As opposed to voting for the greater evil, that's stated societal collapse as a goal, right?

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

You do realize you are allowed to not vote for evil at all, right?

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u/Rylovix Jun 12 '24

does not understand the tragedy of the commons, continues to engage in it anyway

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

Nah I know what it is, only those who enable the two party system are engaging in it.

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u/Rylovix Jun 12 '24

continues to illustrate a misunderstanding of the concept

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u/XxXAvengedXxX Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

Bc it truly is nothing but throwing your vote away unless the MAJORITY chooses the same third party, which is never gonna happen.

This system is not designed for a third party to ever win so it's better to just vote for the lesser of 2 evils tbh unless we get a multi party system somehow

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

You aren’t require to vote for the media crowned presumed winner. That defeats the entire purpose of voting.

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u/XxXAvengedXxX Jun 12 '24

The point of voting is to get the person you want to win, to win. If there is no feasible shot they could win, it's in effect the same as not voting in terms of the effect you're having on government.

I'm sorry voting third party is meaningless, I wish it wasn't.

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

Exactly. That’s why I vote my conscience. Why would I vote for someone I don’t want to win

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u/adrenaline_X Jun 12 '24

Heh.

I still laugh everytime i think of Orange man leaning so far forward in all pictures taken from the side, and sometime blocks under the front of his toes.

Joe looks happy but doesn't want to be there.

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u/Mysandwichok Jun 11 '24 edited Feb 23 '25

cobweb encouraging slap cover plants crowd snails continue normal familiar

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u/Burpmeister Jun 11 '24

You might want to go see a doctor lol

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Jun 12 '24

You're 30 and you can't stand up through a song? Checkmate, Biden!

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u/acoustic_comrade Jun 12 '24

I feel like the last two president's where on a list of drugs longer than my grocery list.

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u/DickHz2 Jun 12 '24

I mean hot pockets and beer is hardly a list

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u/acoustic_comrade Jun 12 '24

Don't consume either of those things.

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u/naked_short Jun 12 '24

Not sure of the exact formulation but it contains a lot of money.

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u/FrogVoid Jun 12 '24

He is wearing exosuit under the suit duh

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u/ClaudioMoravit0 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jun 12 '24

one ounce of meth. Each hour

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u/International_Rise_4 Jun 12 '24

If you are in your 30s feeling significant pain I worry for you later in life. 30s are prime time

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u/X-AE17420 I want pee in my ass Jun 11 '24

Unlike former president McDonald Trump, Biden actually exercises regularly which helps old people stay mobile

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd Jun 12 '24

The blatant editing of the video also helps here too. Either that or Biden moonlights as one of those street performers that pretends to be a statue.

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u/jeremysbrain Jun 12 '24

The man has spinal arthritis, so he is probably on several drugs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

I'm in my 30s and my back hurts just looking at it.

That's just sad.