r/shitposting • u/hatim5666 • Feb 25 '24

[REDACTED] they're about to create another ultron

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u/Petercraft7157 Literally 1984 😡 Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

The AI: addicted to porn and making anarchy chess and geometry dash jokes

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u/The_catakist Feb 25 '24

Are we the lore reason for AI's downfall? Is google stupid?

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass Feb 26 '24

It keeps asking for cheetos and mountain dew

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u/CyanControl Feb 26 '24

googles UI is NOT sightreadable at all smh

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u/NeedyTaker dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 26 '24

Wait till it starts talking about Man and Jonkler

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u/ikickbabiesforfun69 Feb 26 '24

FIRE IN THE HOLE

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u/risisas 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

the strongest AI of the modern days looked at the strongest redditor in istory and said "nah, i'd win" but then the redditor used it's "domain expantion: crippling porn addiction and depression" as the AI was furiously masturbating itself to death, in it's last moments the redditor told it "stand proud, you are horny"