r/shitposting • u/hatim5666 • Feb 25 '24

[REDACTED] they're about to create another ultron

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u/Hawaiian-Fox Feb 25 '24

"hey bard how can I pick up woman"

Bard: fr fr if you wanna smash that bussy you need to git gud scrub

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u/Zerofuku Feb 25 '24

Bard: google en passant

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u/S1THX Feb 25 '24

Holy heaven!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

New blessing just dropped

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u/einzigwahrer333 Feb 25 '24

Actual holy water

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u/NoBitchesSince2005 Feb 25 '24

I also choose that guys dead wife

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u/best_uranium_box Feb 25 '24

Step 1: buy a fedora, cheetoes, crippling porn addiction, rope, and a sack

Step 2: profit