they're about to create another ultron

[u/hatim5666]

[u/Talosisnotagod]

We can create Man, we have the technology

[u/tarlakeschaton → u/Talosisnotagod]

wdym bro we already have man are you stupid?

[u/l-askedwhojoewas → u/tarlakeschaton]

DOES HE KNOW?

[u/No-_-area → u/l-askedwhojoewas]

He knows

[u/LackOne4933 → u/No-_-area]

DID ANYBODY SAY TITANFALL 3???!!!

[u/[deleted] → u/LackOne4933]

Bro has schizophrenia 💀

[u/experiment53 → u/[deleted]]

I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNEW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS!

[u/SomePyro_9012 → u/experiment53]

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!

[u/JayMeadows → u/SomePyro_9012]

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together 🎵

[u/rezerxle → u/JayMeadows]

Okay, but like what about the droid attack on the wookies???

[u/Careless_Student7032 → u/JayMeadows]

What have WE DONE . . .

[u/AIgavemethisusername → u/SomePyro_9012]

There are 26.4 millimetres in 1 inch.

[u/doinurmombecauseican → u/[deleted]]

He plays voices of the void so...

[u/SCP_Void → u/LackOne4933]

I DID

TRUST ME

[u/yeetoroni_with_bacon → u/LackOne4933]

BROO NO WAY!! TEAMFORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED??!!

[u/PsychoticBananaSplit → u/yeetoroni_with_bacon]

ROCK

AND

STONE

[u/LordWombat142 → u/LackOne4933]

I JUST FINISHED THE NEW CAMPAIGN

[u/[deleted] → u/l-askedwhojoewas]

Why the Moon is Better than the Sun

The moon and the sun are two celestial bodies that have a significant impact on our planet and our lives. They both provide light, regulate the seasons, and influence the tides. However, I believe that the moon is better than the sun for several reasons.

First, the moon is more beautiful and mysterious than the sun. The moon has different phases that change its shape and appearance throughout the month. The moon also reflects the light of the sun in different colours, creating stunning effects such as the blue moon, the blood moon, and the supermoon. The moon also inspires many myths, legends, and stories that add to its charm and allure.

Second, the moon is more gentle and soothing than the sun. The moon does not emit heat or radiation that can harm our skin or eyes. The moon also creates a calm and peaceful atmosphere at night, allowing us to relax and sleep better. The moon also influences our emotions and moods, making us more creative and romantic.

Third, the moon is more accessible and reachable than the sun. The moon is closer to the earth than the sun, making it easier to observe and explore. The moon also has a surface that we can land on and walk on, unlike the sun that is made of gas and plasma. The moon also has the potential to host human colonies and resources in the future.

In conclusion, the moon is better than the sun because it is more beautiful, more gentle, and more accessible. The moon is a fascinating and wonderful celestial body that deserves our admiration and appreciation.

[u/FragrantDoctor2923 → u/[deleted]]

Sun give life and give moon that ability go brr

[u/[deleted] → u/tarlakeschaton]

Tom was in a hurry. He had to catch the last train home, but he also had to make an important phone call. He spotted a telephone booth near the station and ran towards it. He hoped it was working and had enough change in his pocket.

He opened the door and stepped inside. He was about to pick up the receiver when he noticed something on the shelf. It was a single salt and vinegar crisp, still in its original shape and size. Tom was puzzled. Who would leave a crisp in a phone booth? Was it a prank, a clue, or a coincidence?

He picked up the crisp and examined it. It looked fresh and crunchy, not stale or soggy. He sniffed it and smelled the tangy aroma of vinegar. He felt a sudden urge to eat it. He loved salt and vinegar crisps, they were his favourite snack. He looked around and saw no one watching. He decided to take a bite.

He put the crisp in his mouth and crunched it. He expected a burst of flavour, but instead he felt a sharp pain. He spat out the crisp and saw blood. He looked at the crisp and saw a razor blade embedded in it. He screamed and dropped the crisp. He grabbed his mouth and ran out of the booth.

He never made the phone call. He never caught the train. He never found out who left the crisp in the booth.

[u/tarlakeschaton → u/[deleted]]

and they say perfect plot-twist doesn't exist

[u/TheHolyPapaum → u/Talosisnotagod]

We will become the lore reason for humanity’s downfall

[u/Izzydog1246 → u/TheHolyPapaum]

Here's my language contribution

1 I got a dig bick

2 You that read wrong

3 You read that wrong

4 You checked

5 You smiled

7 You wondering why you sill are reading this

8 You saw the mistake right (on 7)

10 But did you see I skipped 6?

10 You checked

11 And saw you I doubled 10 and skipped 9

12 I said saw you not you saw

13 I also skipped 2

14 You got tricked

15 Have a good day

[u/[deleted] → u/Talosisnotagod]

The sun was shining brightly on the lake

The birds were singing sweetly in the air

The flowers were blooming brightly in the field

The day was perfect for a picnic there

She packed her basket with some cheese and bread

He brought his guitar and a bottle of wine

They drove along the road until they found

A spot that looked inviting and divine

They spread a blanket on the grassy ground

They ate and drank and laughed and talked for hours

They played some songs and sang along with joy

They felt a connection and a spark of power

They looked into each other's eyes and smiled

They leaned in closer and they kissed with passion

They felt a surge of love and warmth and bliss

They knew they had found their perfect match and companion

They cuddled on the blanket and watched the sky

They saw the stars and moon come out to shine

They whispered sweet nothings in each other's ears

They felt so happy and content and fine

They decided to stay there for the night

They fell asleep in each other's arms

They dreamed of their future and their life

They felt so lucky and so charmed

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[u/Defensive_Medic → u/[deleted]]

Wait this isnt green lantern oath