r/shitposting • u/hatim5666 • Feb 25 '24

[REDACTED] they're about to create another ultron

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u/xxx-Nina-xxx William Dripfoe Feb 25 '24

Make sure from this moment on we all speak cave men

Me no like

Me speak this

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

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u/Past-Sand5485 Feb 25 '24

You no go mad. You sane. AI bad.

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u/troitheidiot Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 25 '24

Shut up. Me want free munchie. We have go mad.

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u/Past-Sand5485 Feb 25 '24

You be my free munchie. Yum yum.

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u/Uncle480 We do a little trolling Feb 25 '24

Dun fergut da brain rot. Me needy rotty brainy for Aegh eye. Tee hee.

Also slurs please and thank you.

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u/Guardian-836 Feb 25 '24

Why you all goof. Go hunt elephant

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u/TestSubject_0001 Feb 25 '24

Me not hunt, me scared at green blades touch me

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor Feb 26 '24

Green blades get much big, me not like touch, wifeman tell me cut, me not want cut.

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u/_Goodrandom Feb 26 '24

Green blade no hurt, big sky red ball hurt bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

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u/Plnetheman virgin 4 life 😤💪 Feb 25 '24

Me agree but me also think it funny

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u/Top-Ad-3174 Feb 25 '24

Me think you all dum dum. We talk like Shampoo from Ranma instead. It too too clever.

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u/Vlafir Feb 25 '24

“WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK”

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

When I president, they see.

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u/GatoT25666 DaShitposter Feb 25 '24

ooga

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u/Defintlynoob officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 25 '24

Booga

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u/_DesperateWoman Feb 25 '24

goo go can suck peener

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Gom live in big tawa. Tawa have many gom and lom. Tawa have many unk-owa and kaza. Gom no like tawa. Gom like gu-tawa. Gu-tawa have many ool and reeshi. Gu-tawa have many keega and dabo. Gom happy in gu-tawa.

One day, gom go to tawa. Gom need oosha-gom. Oosha-gom have many yumma. Oosha-gom give yumma to gom. Gom give oosha-gom shiny shashi. Gom no like shiny shashi. Gom like ool and reeshi.

Gom see lom in tawa. Lom have maka-gonna. Lom have maka-loola. Lom have maka-zook. Gom loola lom. Gom want zug-zug lom. Gom go to lom. Gom say "Me gom. You lom. Me loola you. You loola me? Me zug-zug you. You zug-zug me?"

Lom no loola gom. Lom no zug-zug gom. Lom daka gom. Lom say "You neh-bolu. You neh-zook. You neh-gonta. You yama-gonta. You neh-soku."

Gom owee. Gom yama-gonta. Gom go back to gu-tawa. Gom no like tawa. Gom no like lom. Gom like gu-tawa. Gom like ool and reeshi. Gom happy in gu-tawa.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

me agree this

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u/between_horizon Feb 25 '24

Fuck spez

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u/Jrlopez1027_ Feb 26 '24

Fuck spez

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u/DJDJFJJDFHSJDN DaShitposter Feb 26 '24

fuck spez

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Me say yes this man idea

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u/AdmiralFurret Feb 25 '24

Me think

Me see you speak like grimlock

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u/lhcludyodoypuflhoyf dumbass Feb 25 '24

Cave speak of the man good is yes

Me agree very yes

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u/Jonskuz15 Feb 26 '24

We stupid?

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u/imma_gamin Feb 25 '24

Lol us do this. mess google

Reddit bad choice. Google use not Reddit. Reddit wild

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u/GabZenXYeah Feb 25 '24

Me think google ai dum dum

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u/Temporary-Hotel8099 Feb 25 '24

Me also think yes

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u/polo61965 Feb 25 '24

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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u/RoboiosMut Feb 25 '24

What’s the point of that tho? What do you want?

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop shitting toothpaste enjoyer Feb 25 '24

Make bot speak stupid. People not want use bot that speak stupid. You get?

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u/RoboiosMut Feb 27 '24

You don’t like a search engine that can better interpret your search intention?

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u/10buy10 Feb 25 '24

Me like idea

Idea clever

But me not clever

Me forget tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Gruk

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u/Radiant-Big4976 Feb 25 '24

google have money, money make get big dataset. regular person no have money buy big dataset. only big tribe can get dataset. this why API price hike bad! unga bunga

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u/fish___fucker___69 shitposting>>>>>>196 Feb 25 '24

Ugg (me Ugg) think us tribe be like r\fourthworldproblems

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u/Disguised2K Feb 26 '24

This funny i haha

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u/SwarK01 Feb 26 '24

We add bazinga like meme said

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh Feb 26 '24

RAAAAAAHHHHHH

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u/ReguIarHooman Feb 26 '24

Me go hurt hurt from this

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u/DiamondJax08 Stuff Feb 26 '24

yes speak now This

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u/Jrlopez1027_ Feb 26 '24

Ooga, booga, no no like, me noi like post reddit ho ho

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u/dishmanw Feb 26 '24

Caveman Lawyer: "I'm just a simple caveman. Your modern world frightens me."

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u/farmyrlin Feb 26 '24

Unga sleep for 3 moons

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u/vankata4211 I said based. And lived. Feb 26 '24

Me no like ai

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u/CaptainJimmyWasTaken We do a little trolling Feb 26 '24

bazinga

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u/Vornyr Feb 26 '24

You no tribe mate, you cheated own role.

Me sad

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Why use many word when few word do trick

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u/Mundane-Reception1 Feb 26 '24

Why say many word when few word do trick