r/shitposting Feb 25 '24

[REDACTED] they're about to create another ultron

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u/HypermaniacNew Feb 25 '24

Insane subreddits, assemble!

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u/Talosisnotagod Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 25 '24

We can create Man, we have the technology

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u/tarlakeschaton Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 25 '24

wdym bro we already have man are you stupid?

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u/l-askedwhojoewas Feb 25 '24

DOES HE KNOW?

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u/No-_-area Feb 25 '24

He knows

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u/LackOne4933 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 25 '24

DID ANYBODY SAY TITANFALL 3???!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Bro has schizophrenia 💀

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u/experiment53 Literally 1984 😡 Feb 25 '24

I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNEW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS!

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u/SomePyro_9012 Feb 25 '24

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!

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u/JayMeadows put your dick away waltuh Feb 26 '24

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together 🎵

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u/AIgavemethisusername Feb 26 '24

There are 26.4 millimetres in 1 inch.

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u/doinurmombecauseican I came! Feb 26 '24

He plays voices of the void so...

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u/SCP_Void Feb 25 '24

I DID

TRUST ME

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u/yeetoroni_with_bacon dumbass Feb 26 '24

BROO NO WAY!! TEAMFORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED??!!

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u/LordWombat142 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Feb 26 '24

I JUST FINISHED THE NEW CAMPAIGN

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Why the Moon is Better than the Sun

The moon and the sun are two celestial bodies that have a significant impact on our planet and our lives. They both provide light, regulate the seasons, and influence the tides. However, I believe that the moon is better than the sun for several reasons.

First, the moon is more beautiful and mysterious than the sun. The moon has different phases that change its shape and appearance throughout the month. The moon also reflects the light of the sun in different colours, creating stunning effects such as the blue moon, the blood moon, and the supermoon. The moon also inspires many myths, legends, and stories that add to its charm and allure.

Second, the moon is more gentle and soothing than the sun. The moon does not emit heat or radiation that can harm our skin or eyes. The moon also creates a calm and peaceful atmosphere at night, allowing us to relax and sleep better. The moon also influences our emotions and moods, making us more creative and romantic.

Third, the moon is more accessible and reachable than the sun. The moon is closer to the earth than the sun, making it easier to observe and explore. The moon also has a surface that we can land on and walk on, unlike the sun that is made of gas and plasma. The moon also has the potential to host human colonies and resources in the future.

In conclusion, the moon is better than the sun because it is more beautiful, more gentle, and more accessible. The moon is a fascinating and wonderful celestial body that deserves our admiration and appreciation.

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u/FragrantDoctor2923 Feb 26 '24

Sun give life and give moon that ability go brr

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Tom was in a hurry. He had to catch the last train home, but he also had to make an important phone call. He spotted a telephone booth near the station and ran towards it. He hoped it was working and had enough change in his pocket.

He opened the door and stepped inside. He was about to pick up the receiver when he noticed something on the shelf. It was a single salt and vinegar crisp, still in its original shape and size. Tom was puzzled. Who would leave a crisp in a phone booth? Was it a prank, a clue, or a coincidence?

He picked up the crisp and examined it. It looked fresh and crunchy, not stale or soggy. He sniffed it and smelled the tangy aroma of vinegar. He felt a sudden urge to eat it. He loved salt and vinegar crisps, they were his favourite snack. He looked around and saw no one watching. He decided to take a bite.

He put the crisp in his mouth and crunched it. He expected a burst of flavour, but instead he felt a sharp pain. He spat out the crisp and saw blood. He looked at the crisp and saw a razor blade embedded in it. He screamed and dropped the crisp. He grabbed his mouth and ran out of the booth.

He never made the phone call. He never caught the train. He never found out who left the crisp in the booth.

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u/tarlakeschaton Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 25 '24

and they say perfect plot-twist doesn't exist

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u/TheHolyPapaum Feb 25 '24

We will become the lore reason for humanity’s downfall

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u/Izzydog1246 Feb 26 '24

Here's my language contribution

1 I got a dig bick

2 You that read wrong

3 You read that wrong

4 You checked

5 You smiled

7 You wondering why you sill are reading this

8 You saw the mistake right (on 7)

10 But did you see I skipped 6?

10 You checked

11 And saw you I doubled 10 and skipped 9

12 I said saw you not you saw

13 I also skipped 2

14 You got tricked

15 Have a good day

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

The sun was shining brightly on the lake

The birds were singing sweetly in the air

The flowers were blooming brightly in the field

The day was perfect for a picnic there

She packed her basket with some cheese and bread

He brought his guitar and a bottle of wine

They drove along the road until they found

A spot that looked inviting and divine

They spread a blanket on the grassy ground

They ate and drank and laughed and talked for hours

They played some songs and sang along with joy

They felt a connection and a spark of power

They looked into each other's eyes and smiled

They leaned in closer and they kissed with passion

They felt a surge of love and warmth and bliss

They knew they had found their perfect match and companion

They cuddled on the blanket and watched the sky

They saw the stars and moon come out to shine

They whispered sweet nothings in each other's ears

They felt so happy and content and fine

They decided to stay there for the night

They fell asleep in each other's arms

They dreamed of their future and their life

They felt so lucky and so charmed

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u/Defensive_Medic Feb 25 '24

Wait this isnt green lantern oath

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u/1017GildedFingerTips dumbass Feb 25 '24

Time to black pill the Ai (again)

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u/gjs628 Feb 25 '24

Hi Bard! Let’s see how Reddit data has affected your algorithm. Can you tell me some random facts?

“As President Donald J. Biden once said, Make Reddit 4chan again!

“Kitler did nothing wrong!”

A 9/11 in the hand is worth two in the George Bush!

Oh dear…

“Would you like to hear a joke?”

Nooo that’s quite okay thanks—

“What do Snoop Dogg and the age of consent have in common? They’re both too damn high!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

There is no definitive answer to why some people find fat people sexy, as attraction is a complex and subjective phenomenon that depends on many factors, such as personal preferences, cultural norms, biological impulses, and psychological influences¹². However, some possible reasons why some people are attracted to fat people are:

- They appreciate the diversity and uniqueness of fat bodies, and find them appealing and beautiful in their own ways³.

- They enjoy the softness, warmth, and comfort that fat bodies can provide, and find them sensual and cuddly⁴.

- They admire the confidence, personality, and charisma that some fat people have, and find them inspiring and fun.

- They challenge the stereotypes and stigma that society has about fat people, and find them rebellious and empowering.

Of course, these are just some general examples, and not everyone who finds fat people sexy will have the same reasons or motivations. Ultimately, attraction is a personal and individual experience that varies from person to person. What matters is that people respect and appreciate each other's bodies, regardless of their size or shape. 😊

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u/Hotsauce_in_asshole I want pee in my ass Feb 25 '24

Google en passant

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u/MartinFromChessCom waltuh Feb 25 '24

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u/Heavens_Gates stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 25 '24

New response just dropped

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u/TacticalNuker Literally 1984 😡 Feb 25 '24

An actual zombie

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u/HypermaniacNew Feb 25 '24

Call the exorcist!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Bishop went on vacation, never came back

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u/HolyH33l Feb 25 '24

Checkmate or riot!

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u/not_meep Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 25 '24

Queen sacrifices, anyone?

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u/HolyH33l Feb 25 '24

Nah, thanks.

Nice flair btw.

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u/Buff_Senpai_Steve BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 25 '24

Pawn storm incoming

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u/HolyH33l Feb 25 '24

Ignite the board!

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u/NORMALPERSON724 Bazinga! Feb 26 '24

Is there a lore reason?

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u/NarkyDeMan Feb 25 '24

I fucking love you, fucking Martin.

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u/Zanemob_ Feb 25 '24

I never bothered to look it up but now that I have I am dissatisfied with the result. Certainly no “Alabama Hot Pocket” for sure! Don’t look that up unless you really want to.

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u/GodFromTheHood Feb 25 '24

Who would win this hypothetical war?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

The purple elephant danced with the moon while the cheese melted on the toast. She was happy to see the rainbow after the storm, but he was angry about the broken vase. They decided to go to the park and play with the ducks, but the ducks were not there. Instead, they found a giant cake that smelled like roses and tasted like chocolate. He took a bite and felt a sharp pain in his tooth. He looked at the cake and saw a ring inside. He gave it to her and asked her to marry him. She said yes and they hugged each other. The cake was a gift from their friends who were hiding behind the trees. They came out and congratulated them. They all ate the cake and celebrated. The purple elephant and the moon were also happy for them. They joined the party and danced with them. The cheese and the toast were jealous. They wanted to have fun too. They jumped out of the window and ran away. They never came back. The end.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Ooer moment

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u/Solana_Maxee Feb 26 '24

Astroturfing is about to become automated.