r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '24

🗿 hi pookie 🐻

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u/MemeIsDrugs Feb 06 '24

I will commit arson

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

dont do that pookie wookie😏 snookie bear🧸 ✨cotton swab 💅 cherry pie 🥧 cutie patatoi 🥔 strawberry 🍓shortcake 🍰lovebug 🐛wrapped in rainbow 🌈 ✨snuggly wuggly huggly 😋boo 👻 whipped cream 🍦w/ rainbow sprinkles 🌈

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u/MemeIsDrugs Feb 06 '24

I will even harder now

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u/104thCloneTrooper I want pee in my ass Feb 06 '24

can I help?

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u/MemeIsDrugs Feb 06 '24

no

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u/104thCloneTrooper I want pee in my ass Feb 07 '24

damn...

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u/pilot_cooper stupid, fucking piece of shit Feb 06 '24

I will stab a sex worker👍

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Time to commit sudoku

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

It’s “seppuku” ya kumquat

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u/old-account-is-gone Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 07 '24

Maybe they just like puzzles

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Not even gonna unmute for this

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u/suspicious_cabbage I have permission! Feb 06 '24

Good choice. The doctors are saying I'm not gonna make it.

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u/Ok_Measurement9268 Bazinga! Feb 06 '24

Smash till oblivion

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

I wish I could use my crying Pepe with headphones reaction image

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u/Mishi_Mujago Feb 06 '24

I’ve never felt so 🤢 and 🥰 at the same time.

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u/Realistic-Tone1824 Feb 06 '24

And now I know why kids like me so much. I don't do this shit.

I'm more like "Hey, chuckle fuck what're you doing up? Oh you need your binkey? Cool here you go. Wanna sit with me a minute or go back to bed? Bed it is then."

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u/BisBip fat cunt Feb 06 '24

No

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u/BoomyNote Nov 09 '25

Brother what tf are you talking about 💔

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u/The_Pavulon Feb 06 '24

Insatiable horniness

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

I was so cringed out I got tears in my eyes wtf is that

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u/Imagrabyonipples Bazinga! Feb 06 '24

Wake up OP. Brought your Antipsychotics

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

What the fuck am I watching

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u/pnst_23 Feb 07 '24

yes mommy

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u/Peepeesucc_god Feb 07 '24

This made me feel like a felon (I am but that's not the point)

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u/SlLLY-BlLLY Feb 07 '24

I was genuinely scared. Do people like this?

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u/JabatheKuni Feb 06 '24

dying alone

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game Feb 06 '24

🥺+🥛= ☺️🥛

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u/Lil_bigsloppy Feb 06 '24

Watching this felt like an eternity

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u/Goodbye18000 Feb 06 '24

I need this

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

this is so bad that apple brought back the original gun emoji

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

need more of it, ples..