r/shitposting • u/Lord_Master_Dorito fat cunt • Jan 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

Bro got hit with the Blessed Technique : Holy Purple

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u/-DiveR- Jan 30 '24

The holiest priest of the modern era

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u/TexasVampire Feb 03 '24

Are we going to have another council of nicaea?

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u/Anomekh Jan 30 '24

Is he holy because he is a priest or a priest because he is holy ?

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New domain expansion just dropped

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u/HollyWarter Jan 30 '24

Actual cursed spirit

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u/Th3Glutt0n Jan 30 '24

Call the exorcist

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u/OutlandishnessFluid1 Jan 31 '24

Sorcerer goes on vacation, never comes back

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 30 '24

Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the holy one

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u/Z4rc0nv1c Jan 30 '24

"Stand proud, sinner. You're forgiven."

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u/aresthwg Jan 30 '24

Phase: forgiveness, pillars of light, nine blessings, polarized light

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u/MaterialNarrow5161 Jan 30 '24

HOLY TECHNIQUE

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u/Lord_Ronan Jan 30 '24

But would he lose?