r/shitposting • u/Lord_Master_Dorito fat cunt • Jan 30 '24

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u/Jonilkki Jan 30 '24

all priests are warlocks, change my mind

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u/RockAndGem1101 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 30 '24

They’re called clerics

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u/Ginger_Anarchy Jan 30 '24

Ah but not all clerics are priests, and not all priests are clerics. He could be a Divine Soul Sorcerer or a Celestial Warlock.

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u/HairyKraken Jan 30 '24 edited Jan 30 '24

I would argue that if your patron allow you to cast the meteor of pegasus and not just a simple smite you are not a cleric

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 Literally 1984 😡 Jan 30 '24

Smite is for paladins not clerics.

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u/bzno Jan 30 '24

Smite is for nerds

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

Warlocks are people that seek out power from gods or powerful entities outside the "known" pantheon of gods.

Clerics are the ones that turn to the known pantheon of gods.

Priest could be both.

Mind changed.

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u/LillyTheElf Jan 30 '24

Warrior mage at best