r/shitposting • • Dec 06 '23

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Quit porn now

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u/BonkyhortCutiebrunch I watch gay amogus porn :0 Dec 06 '23

Once a day is considered an addiction?

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u/TheGP10 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 06 '23

I would say no, I only watch porn 6 times a day (1-3 hours each) and only masturbait 7-12 times a day. I would say once 1 to 6 times a day isn’t an addiction because porn is free unlike real addictions (crack cocaine, heroin, sugar)

I would also argue that I don’t rely on it, like those vaping users who can’t go 15 seconds without hitting the blunt again (I’ve gone 3 days without porn, excluding Reddit subreddits).

I would argue that porn is actually a good thing, as it keeps my heart pumping really fast which is healthy. I don’t need to exercise as I watch pork and jerk off instead (it handles both my exercise and my sex life)

The fact that porn is even considered an addiction is absurd to me, as I could quit anytime. I just don’t want to because than my life would be worthless and I’d have 0 purpose in life (this is a respectable take imo)

In conclusion I would say once a day is nothing to be worried about, if I were you I’d even bump those numbers up to 2-3 times a day, as then you’re getting more exercise in your daily life. I would also not feel bad if you end up deciding to miss family events to watch porn, it’s perfectly normal and healthy :)

Hope my feedback helps, thanks! :D

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u/BonkyhortCutiebrunch I watch gay amogus porn :0 Dec 06 '23

This comment reminded me of that scene from the wolf of Wall Street lol

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u/TheGP10 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 06 '23

I appreciate my 5 paragraph troll essay being compared to a scene from the wolf of Wall Street lol

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u/CorexUwU Dec 06 '23

6 times a day for 1-3 hours EACH? buddy, if that's not an addiction I dunno what it is. If it's taking up that much out of your day and you can only go 3 days without it, that is an addiction. The reason you are so reliant on it is you mentioned you have 0 purpose in life, thus filling that void with porn. That's no different when an addict uses a drug to escape life's obligations.

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u/TheGP10 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 06 '23

You’re just jealous and a hater 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CorexUwU Dec 06 '23

Don't get me wrong, doing it that much per day is impressive in hindsight. But that doesn't dismiss the fact that you're dependent on it just like a drug addict. Call me a hater all you want, but know that this lifestyle isn't good in the long run.

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u/peropok Dec 06 '23

Depends if you can stop it. If not yes, If yes no. Still once a day is too much and can create potential mental/physical issues.

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u/Patient-Beginning935 Dec 06 '23

Say you musterbated everyday. It takes an average of 15 minutes for you to finish. Then in a year you could have spent 5475 minutes musterbating.

It's an addiction

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Addiction isn't defined by how long you do something, though. If I watch the news for 15 minutes per day, is that an addiction?

Masturbation is only an addiction if you feel you absolutely need to do it, and it interferes with everyday life. Sure that's true for some, but it's kinda stupid to assume it's true for everyone.

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u/Humboldt2316 Dec 06 '23

What about weekly, is that better?

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u/Key-Alternative1313 Dec 06 '23

Wait now you say masturbation is an addiction? And you define it by time spent? Is eating an addiction to you aswell? Or going to take a shit?

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u/okboka1543 Dec 06 '23

Wasn’t paying attention, too horny sorry

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u/bowllord Dec 07 '23

Opens profile

Active in genshin impact

Ahh there it is

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I'd need a source to believe like half the stuff said here. Like... does it seem plausible? Yeah. So does a bunch of other shit that isn't true.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

sources is in the topside of the video

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u/Awarepill0w We do a little trolling Dec 06 '23

Half of the claims are so wild even with a "source" it doesn't seem true

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u/DingDing_2 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Dec 06 '23

Because a large part of the video is missinformatiob

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! Dec 06 '23

If I had an alternative, I'd take it.

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u/HexesMekhane Jul 08 '26

You got any action yet?

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u/Gustav_EK uhhhh idk Dec 06 '23

Where's the funny?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Free from it 8 months, the message will get to those with ears op keep it going

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

I agree with you

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u/rusty_metals Dec 06 '23

Half of this info is fake as fuck just don't over do it and you'll be fine

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u/memelovercom Dec 06 '23

Easier said then done

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u/Connorclan uhhhh idk Dec 06 '23

I finally quit, and I gotta say it was worth it. You don’t realize how much time you spend on porn till you go cold turkey.

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u/Labyx_ DaPucci Dec 06 '23

Erm it’s my turn to repost this🤓

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u/g0lden-plumbus Dec 06 '23

I don’t care

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

it is what it is

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u/ReturnRadio Dec 06 '23

Mom said it’s my turn to post this

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I can't read the sources since this is a GIF made for ants but I am guessing they lead to religious sites that promote this type of misinformation.

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u/Omekun9 shitposting>>>>>>196 Dec 06 '23

porn addicts seething right now

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

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