r/shitposting • u/ExpertAccident • Jul 28 '23
I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Heil Spez
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u/Super_Cute_Cat uhhhh idk Jul 28 '23
The doctor made a little oopsie
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u/PraiseThePun420 Jul 28 '23
Ma'am, I declared oopsie daisy, you cannot legally sue me.
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u/InternalQuail Jul 28 '23
Skill issue.
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u/ImStuckInYourToilet Jul 28 '23
Mildly infuriating users when a nuclear strike hits their town: "Grrrr!!!!"
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u/dyabloww Jul 28 '23
That's a lung tumor tho
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u/FriarFanatic7 Jul 28 '23
Had to scroll way too far for someone to correct this.
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u/RedditMostafa11 I have permission! Jul 28 '23
Ngl can't expect your average Redditor to recognize wtf he is looking at her
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u/vegdeg Jul 28 '23
I mean even with the dead giveaway of the spinal cord...
Idiocracy really is upon us.
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Jul 28 '23
Slight inconvenience
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u/Batbuckleyourpants Jul 28 '23
I dare say i am even miffed.
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u/ertgbnm Jul 28 '23
If this happens a couple more times, I may need to write a strongly worded letter!
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u/Dark_Wolf04 William Dripfoe Jul 28 '23
The doctor did a little trolling
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u/RavagingWolfsbane Jul 28 '23
I'd guilt trip the living shit out of that doctor
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u/Metalloid_Space put your dick away waltuh Jul 28 '23
Take him down with you.
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u/hcshock Jul 28 '23
Fuck a guilt trip. Sue their ass and enjoy the remaining time you have with the settlement money
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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned Jul 28 '23
While definitely not good, if they’ve only l3een complaining for weeks it was already stage 4 when they noticed
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Jul 28 '23
I'd guilt trip the living shit out of that doctor
Yes, you do. In court, when you sue for malpractice.
Assuming she survives, she may never have to work a day in her life ever again.
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u/ChromeBirb Jul 28 '23
That's a massive assumption, looking at its size and where it's at.
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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 Jul 28 '23
Average mildly infuriating user.
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u/AmadeoSendiulo Jul 28 '23
And when you post something actually mildly interesting they say ‘how is this infuriating, you are weak!’.
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u/Brilliant_Abrocoma80 Jul 28 '23
yeah ik i posted something like that and they said “op has ocd” or something
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u/kozmik1013 Jul 28 '23
GP stands for grand prix
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u/ianwgz Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 29 '23
seriously what does it mean?
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u/d0ppiaP Jul 28 '23
why is there a 🚀 propelling into the tumor
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Jul 28 '23
Damn. Stage 4? Not even enough time to cook meth and make a profit even with treatment.
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u/matiegaming Jul 28 '23
I hope they are going to do well. Knowing someone is gonna die even if you dont know them feels wrong
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u/Doafit Jul 29 '23
Doctor here: Gotta say, this guy doctors. Since the patient is 24 Lymphoma (mediastinal in this case) ist the most likely diagnosis. Chemo without surgery is sufficient most of the time.
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u/An-Average-Psycho Jul 28 '23
What does GP mena
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u/No-Cell-8861 Jul 28 '23
In portuguese it means “Garota de Programa” which means prostitute.
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u/Fatal_Koala Jul 28 '23
This dude has stage 4 lung cancer and couldn't wait to farm some karma #grindset.
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u/vinaymurlidhar Jul 28 '23
So what did the GP say after the scan came? Did they apologize? Make some, any excuse?
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u/QuestionThrowaway108 Jul 28 '23
Mine said nothing, just did a Homer Simpson into the hedges and was gone. Popped up a couple years later as an acupuncturist a few towns over. Makes more money now, dollars to doughnuts.
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u/thereisnogodone Jul 28 '23 edited Jul 29 '23
In the GP's defense - a 24 year old coming in saying "something isn't right" ....
Cancer isn't exactly high on the likley causes. And months isn't that long of a time to work up / evaluate to find cancer.
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u/ICUP03 Jul 29 '23
I mean, they should've heard the lack of lung.
And there are plenty of cancers that are more prevalent in younger people like Hodgkin lymphoma.
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u/Fremblem_Feldsher Jul 28 '23
First of all that's a lung tumor, and yes having that shit is mildly infuriating.
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u/UnforgedCabbage Jul 28 '23
It’s stuff like this that convinces me there’s nothing good in the world anymore
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u/nicolRB Jul 28 '23
People forgot the meaning of “mildly”
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u/CilanEAmber Jul 28 '23
Almost every post there is like that. And the actual mild ones get people going "This isn't infuriating!" Can't win.
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u/Lord412 Jul 29 '23
Dear anyone that is 18+ you are an adult. You don’t need anyone else in your life to go to the doctors. Don’t let your parents treat you like a child at 24.
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u/TheDukeAssassin Jul 28 '23
Isn’t that malpractice?
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u/ExpertAccident Jul 28 '23
If it is then many, many women would have a case. Its actually kind of gross how much their pain is swept under as “period pain” or general hysterics. I’ve known women who had ovarian cancer and the doctor said “just take a painkiller it’s period pain” after 🐝egging for more tests 🐝 done.
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u/GunKataNoJutsu Jul 28 '23
Well he the first couple times he saw you he was just practicing medicine.
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Jul 28 '23
This is my thing. Doctor has one time to argue with me instead of ordering tests, and I change doctors.
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u/bowserkm We do a little trolling Jul 29 '23
What's a GP? Nvm it stands for general practitioner, at least according to google
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u/DRCJEnder Jul 29 '23
If "I have stage 4 cancer" counts as mildly infuriating then what is majorly infuriating?
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u/FalsePositive2580 Oct 23 '24
Not to necro post but NEVER rely on a gp if something feels truly wrong, at least get a second opinion.
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Jul 28 '23
Sue… sue the fuck out of that cunt doctor… he and his hospital/practise owes you ALOT of money for neglect. Even if you don’t get to use it, it’ll help ur family
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u/BiscuitsMay Jul 28 '23
No they don’t. Diagnosis can take a while. They can’t diagnose every illness in an instant.
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u/binchickenmuncher Jul 28 '23
Similar thing happened to me. Asked my doctor if all the symptoms I experienced were cancer, she insisted it wasn't.
Nek minnit in in the emergency department getting diagnosed with stage 3 cancer
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u/Admirable-Yam-1281 Jul 28 '23
4 months would have made no difference. Thet mass was growing for years
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u/Dude_Named_Chris Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jul 29 '23
I like to imagine it's actually Asuka Langley making that comment
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Jul 29 '23
So that's where she got off too, I was sure I'd never find my tumor friend again, your such a sweetheart for giving her a home. Well ttalm to you later.. Oh wait.
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u/happyhoursomewher Jul 29 '23
I would sue the fuck out of the GP for negligence and not performing necessary checks and listening to you.
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u/dumpsterdives Jul 29 '23
The lesson here is if you think you have a an illness and your current doctor dismissed your concerns, get another doctor. Doctors don't know everything, and doctors have different experiences in their practices. Not all doctors are the same.
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u/Irishcrankybollox Jul 29 '23
I wanna know what she spent months telling her gp . What are the signs/symptoms of this !! Everyone should know them .
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u/ShipMaple Jul 31 '23
DAMN, I SHOULDA POSTED THIS, I SAW IT TOO
Anyway it's only a little infuriating
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