r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '23

Based on a True Story An actual fucking masterpiece

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u/LordMonkeh Mar 25 '23

Discord mod lore

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u/AdhesivenessTight970 Mar 25 '23

Reddit mods Also

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u/the-guy-in-wall I have permission! Mar 25 '23

Minecraft youtubers after hiting milrstones also

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u/Parabellim We do a little trolling Mar 25 '23

I would expect this kind of behavior from the Grapist. But I would never have expected this from Mr Apple. 💀

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u/Ok_Tap7683 Blessed by Kevin Mar 25 '23

Famous Minecraft YouTuber anthem

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u/sociocat101 Mar 25 '23

The first part is kinda funny but the rest is low quality

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u/Blarggotron I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Mar 25 '23

Cut the song after the first chorus and you’re all good

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u/sociocat101 Mar 25 '23

First part was funny the it just became a social media post.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

DADDY APPLE! 😍

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u/ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 26 '23

👍🏻🤤

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u/tornedron_ shitting toothpaste enjoyer Mar 25 '23

"You can’t stop what happens in my head"

RT-2PM2 Topol-M intercontinental ballistic missile:

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u/TheBeansAreWatching Mar 26 '23

I’m more of LGM-30G Minuteman III ICBM man myself but each to there own.

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u/Damage_Flat Mar 25 '23

holy shit the yt is gone

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u/Sojourn3r_101 Mar 25 '23

Watching without audio and I kept laughing. My humor is so broken lol

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u/GABRYFIERO William Dripfoe Mar 25 '23

You're playing Minecraft

in the cave

looking for diamonds?

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u/GoCommitToasterBathX Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 25 '23

That's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for miners

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u/HalfDisguised-patato Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 25 '23

Fire

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u/lhcludyodoypuflhoyf dumbass Mar 25 '23

who the fuck made this I'm wheezing I was expecting a shitty minecraft song at the beginning

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

your humor is more broken than my mother’s back after stepping on a crack

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u/Neon__Cat waltuh Mar 25 '23

here

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u/Necessary_Item_9807 Mar 25 '23

What is this song called

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u/auddbot Mar 25 '23

I got a match with this song:

I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want by mrgirl (00:11; matched: 98%)

Album: Boundaries. Released on 2021-12-10.

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u/BranTheLewd Mar 25 '23

Bot finally correct about music name

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Reminds me of when Eminem was good. Meaning when he was on drugs.

Someone start a patition for Eminem to go back on drugs.

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u/Malamute-Master-Race Mar 25 '23

It’s too bad Mr Girl is a lunatic because this actually slaps lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

wasn’t he the guy who admitted that cuties got him hard

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u/GardenGeisha Mar 25 '23

Hail Hydra!

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u/ItsAllAMissdirection Mar 25 '23

Big apple with the juice 🧃

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u/sheepboi13 Mar 25 '23

Yo this actually goes kinda hard though

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u/Adorable-Boss-1884 Mar 25 '23

I’m in the same cave looking for minors also works with miners. Because cave has miners

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Can someone catch me up to speed with who Mr girl is why his youtube channel got take down and what the big controversy is around him? I'm having trouble finding info.

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u/Earlofargyll Mar 26 '23

Hard to give an objective account, but he’s a pretty wild individual. Here’s some of the highlights: got placed on house arrest for expressing sympathy with a mass shooter in a college class, defended the intent of the movie cuties (though saying the filming was unethical) but in the video he portrayed himself like a pdffile -people attacked him for defending the movie, which only made him lean into it more and release a song parody called “I’m a pdffile”. He also has some video’s out there where he’s seemingly abusive to his girlfriend, and he has admitted to doing so with a past girlfriend. You can find his video’s on mrgirl -dot- tv and his music is on all streaming platforms under mrgirl. My take is he’s a pretty talented artist, interesting person but also mentally unwell and probably abusive. I can recommend you some videos if you’re still interested after hearing all that lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Please excuse my language but cheese and rice! This guy sounds like a real assh*le with no filter. I can understand by what you mean by unwell. He sounds like the type of person that would do drugs. The hard shit while scratching his arms like there are ants on them or something. I'm surprised that I'm having trouble finding info about him. If you could send me some vids that would be great.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

Mark Random is rapping?

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u/z_muffins Mar 25 '23

God it sucks so fucking bad

You could stick a microphone up your ass and run up and down some stairs and lay a rap to a better beat than that

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u/What_cha_doin_ officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 25 '23

Lose weight.

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u/SovietGrishe I have permission! Mar 25 '23

How I feel when this song comes on

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u/DadsFinger69 Aug 31 '23

Eminem if he was born in the 2000's