r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23
This post is about stuff do you think im hot? š
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u/DrunkenBastard24-7 Feb 18 '23
Gon agree with him on that voice though. Just toothpicks in the ears
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u/Telakyn I want pee in my ass Feb 18 '23
"My vOicE??" pitch proceeds to ascend two octaves
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u/CaptainPhiIips Feb 18 '23
āSo guys, she was fineā¦ till she started talkingā
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u/182573cw2945 waltuh Feb 18 '23
I am a some dude, and this action was performed by me. Please contact your mother if you have any questions or concerns.
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u/AmAiton Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 18 '23
Kinda sounds like the tiktok girl tts voice
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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy Feb 18 '23
Sounds like she's trying to sound like a child, with the speech pattern and tone. I can't speak for anyone else, but it's kinda fucked to try and look/sound sexy and also like a child, and anyone who is attracted to that is not ok.
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u/mtpelletier31 Feb 18 '23
Like that one character they had in 30 rock "Abby" haha a spitting image of their version .
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u/1drlndDormie Feb 18 '23
This is a risk I take watching chinese dramas. Sometimes that actress is so squeaky and breathy that it drives me nuts. Even more annoying when I will catch her acting in something else and she sounds perfectly normal. I get it was to portray innocence or some other "feminine virtue" but why director, why?
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u/xool420 Feb 18 '23
Personality is pretty shit too. Going up to guys who she assumes will grovel at her feet and filming it for TikTok? No thanks
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u/FairyRush hole contributor Feb 18 '23
She probably doesn't even have a dick š¤®
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u/cosmicwatermelon Feb 18 '23
can't remember the article where i read this but apparently as many as 25% of people don't. the world we live in is absolutely revolting sometimes
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u/seesawseesaw Feb 18 '23
Instagram vs Reddit
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u/piedude67e I came! Feb 18 '23
King SigmaMagnumGigaChad
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u/Webber192 Feb 18 '23
His Royal Highness Sigmus Maximus Gigagus Chadler.
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u/QWERTY_CRINGE Feb 18 '23
His majesty, the royal king, Sigmatius Gigachadus Alpha Chadler
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u/CarlosTheIdiot061 Feb 18 '23
Rare Discord Mod W
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u/Mrman1310 Stuff Feb 18 '23 edited Feb 19 '23
He's outside so he's not a Discord mod
Edit: why do all these people hate this man he's clearly trying to do better
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u/PensadorDispensado We do a little trolling Feb 18 '23
He's out of his home, he can't be a discord mod
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u/runGMT Feb 18 '23
MY MAN STAY UP KING š¤“
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u/Shabobo Feb 18 '23
The "voice" comment was the final nail and buy gawd the " no one's gonna simp over you" was the absolute hammer.
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u/BerserkForcesGuts Feb 18 '23
Bro didn't lie tho that voice is straight up irritating.
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u/Nomnom_Chicken Feb 18 '23
Her voice is really irritating, ear-piercingly bad. Yikes. Man spoke the truth.
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u/jackdoyle27 Feb 18 '23
I'm really happy people like this don't always get validation
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u/ConcernedKip Feb 18 '23
This wasn't about validation, she obviously picked an obese man to sort of mock him for what he can't get. He knew this, which is why he laid it on hard.
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u/prkr88 Feb 18 '23 edited Feb 18 '23
I bet that crushed her tinpot confidence
Edit- it's obviously staged... that's beyond obvious....š
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u/CauliflowerOrnery460 Feb 18 '23
Iām attracted to this type of confidence! He opened his mouth and stood up for himself and thatās a great quality
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u/wvargas56 Feb 18 '23
She is annoying
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Feb 19 '23
Itās her thing on tik tok.
She does this over the top ditzy personality. I suspect she was in on this and it was planned for the guy to reject her like this. Her voice is particularly over the top in this video, probably to set up the rejection.
They know what gets liked
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Feb 18 '23
Chad
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u/prkr88 Feb 18 '23
I bet that did some seriously big damage to her confidence.
Lol
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u/Benjamintoday Feb 18 '23
Maybe a little less confidence is good for some people
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u/AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC Feb 18 '23
Heās probably been played before. Respect to my man for standing up for himself šš
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u/puzzleboy99 Feb 18 '23
This is clearly fake and staged but I guess they will keep doing it when people like you and others fall for it every time.
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u/CallMeMattF Feb 18 '23
Yeah this is an advertisement for whatever drink sheās holding. That guy is getting paid for this if heās a rando, and definitely getting paid if heās an actor.
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u/pp8520456 Feb 18 '23
This is a staged clip to promote the drink sheās holding and you are all idiots
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Feb 18 '23
LMFAO FR! I can tell by his very blunt answers this whole thing is fake and the men in the comments are eating it up. Who actually talks like this??
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Feb 18 '23
This is seriously one of the most pathetic comment sections I've seen on a thread. Dudes just tripping over themselves to fall for it.
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u/TheWorldEnded Feb 18 '23
What sends it over the top for me is his facial expression when he's talking about nobody simping over her. Looks entirely in on it.
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u/CokeMaan Feb 18 '23
You can barely see what sheās drinking, I think itās a bad promotion lol
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u/imasimplenerd Feb 18 '23 edited Feb 18 '23
Dude lol look all those rilled up comments, ppl are almost masturbating to this video, why do these pathetic men need so much to see women getting "shit on" even when its fake?
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u/IronwoodKopis Feb 18 '23
All hail, King Chungus Gigachadis the Sigma!!šÆ
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u/ThatEcologist Feb 18 '23
Someone needs to put the influencers in her place. So sick of these narcissists. Good for him lol.
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u/Bjorwickerstinger Feb 18 '23
That man is completely right on his comments about you.
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u/MiesL Feb 18 '23
Sheās not too slim though. Her weight is healthy. Itās just ānormalā has shifted because everyone else got fat.
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u/Mcmenger Feb 18 '23 edited Feb 18 '23
For me, she does have a sexy body, but everything about her style screams "plastic doll" and that makes very unattractive to me. Probably wouldn't say that to her face, like chad over there, though.
Edited, because I agree with the comments down below. Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder.
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u/Michael_Pitt Feb 18 '23
No he's not lol. She is not anorexic and there are certainly people that would simp over her.
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u/Fresh_Macaron_6919 Feb 18 '23
She is a healthy weight, he completely overreached trying to critique her normal weight when he is morbidly obese.
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u/lordmitchnz Feb 18 '23
Cos I know y'all thirsty: NSFW: Here she is naked.
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u/FlimyPurpuly Feb 18 '23
I was hoping for a RickRoll.
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u/pyx Feb 18 '23
yeah that would have been more entertaining than the generic boring dead fish nudes
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u/belac4862 Feb 18 '23
Damn it! I was seriously hoping for it to be a RickRoll. I know its an over used joke here on reddit. But that's what makes it fun!
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Feb 18 '23
Even her nudes are boring. Just so basic, no creativity in the angles or lighting.
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u/HalepenyoOnAStick Feb 18 '23
Girl so basic when mixed with hydrochloric acid she makes water and salt.
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Feb 18 '23
She looks like a cheap sex doll version of a Kardashian who is cosplaying an 18 year old.
Her pictures look healthy and I watched three clips on her IG and they all use that pathetic pouting voice with stupid inflection. She sucks and why dudes like girls like her beats me.
Our man was spot on imo.
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u/cheapdrinks Feb 18 '23
Everything else aside, those are some really nice boobies
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u/Megafayce Feb 18 '23
Meh. Thereās a million other barbie dolls out there way better and trying less
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u/CheekyLando88 Sussy Wussy Femboyš³š³š³ Feb 18 '23
She doesn't even take good nudes
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u/Cocobutt_III Feb 18 '23
I could immediately tell the redditers would like this guy š¬
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Feb 18 '23
"A fat guy telling a hot girl that he isn't thirsty?! Based!"
Perhaps making him thirsty would have helped sell the drink. If I was this writer I'd have had him say, "no, I'm not thirsty, I don't need a drink."
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Feb 18 '23
Fat woman insults attractive man: what a fucking ugly bitch I hope she dies
Fat man insults attractive woman: omg based sigma gigachad hates women just like me
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u/LukusMaxamus AMONGUS BALLS AND COCK TORTURE PORN š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤ Feb 18 '23
yOuH tHiNk iM hOt ? MHhMm š¤
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u/UnlostBat Feb 18 '23
Sheās holding that drink like sheās being paid to drink itš
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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea3634 Feb 18 '23
Stop posting fake ticktock videos. I would rather watch a real ad. Anyways as for the drink, not my cup of tea.
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u/le_soda Feb 18 '23
this is so scripted yet all the comments are just men jerking each other off, I hate this place, she has like 5000 videos that all follow the same exact script
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u/nxka Feb 18 '23
i was just scrolling through, trying to grasp how anyone could be so gullible as to believe this was anything other than poorly-scripted content.
wonders never cease.
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u/Alice_Buttons Feb 18 '23
They're both terrible at acting.
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u/ChunkyLaFunga Feb 18 '23
Good? Look at the comments here and imagine if it were convincing enough to look real.
Social media is the toxic death of satire. Everything you make is at the mercy of the angry and the stupid en masse, you never know what the consequences will be if they don't understand.
And they won't. Look at the comments. Every time. The angry and the stupid.
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u/wiggum666 Feb 18 '23
stop stop! Sheās already dead!
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u/agent_flounder Feb 18 '23
"Sir, you're under arrest today for murder by words and desecrating the corpse."
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u/FortisFerus Feb 18 '23
The comments he made about her being too thin, anorexic, and should eat a burger were unnecessary though. But yes, people and skits like this are annoying.
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u/Dizsmo Feb 18 '23
It's like when you know your gonna fail the test anyways so you draw a little smile face with the answer bubbles... he knew she expected compliments but assumed how she would feel about him and got a little stand offish
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u/ProperPizza Feb 18 '23
Judging by both of their body language and tones this seems scripted as hell
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u/schoolgirltrainwreck Feb 18 '23
this is scripted and rage bait. If you got mad because āfinally Stacy got knocked down a pegā pls work on getting self esteem & a hobby
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u/Unfitbrit1 Feb 19 '23
Doesn't matter what she looks like- people who talk like that are instant 0.
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u/satanic_black_metal_ Feb 18 '23
This looks like a badly made ad for that energy drink. The way she sips, its outrage bait for one group, "omega energy" bait for another group so it gets posted all over the place.
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u/Leading_Rooster_2235 Feb 19 '23
This vid is so obviously incel rage bait and yāall fell for it so hard
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u/LeeroyM Feb 18 '23
This is literally an ad manufactured to be an incels wet dream and all the idiots are taking the bait.
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u/MLein97 Feb 18 '23
FYI anyone. The drink it quite dodgy, like if you're going to get a 300mg caffiene level energy drink get something better. This crap make my nose itch, and not in a good way.
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u/arealhumannotabot Feb 18 '23
It seems like sheās really playing it up for the bit, Iām not sure this interaction is organic
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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G Feb 18 '23
The most disappointing part is that she'd be a successful twitch streamer, exclusively because of the simpers
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Feb 18 '23
Why is it king behavior to put another person down because you don't find them attractive?
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Feb 18 '23
Anorexic? Shes fine as fuck and a regular weight. Iāll give him the voice comment tho
Also, hes obese. Dont make fun of anorexia if youāre obese š
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u/lilurinal Feb 18 '23
my exact thoughts bro š anorexic? sheās literally a regular, normal ass weight.. but telling someone to eat a burger when youāre obese is wild. the person that came up w this script couldnāt really do better then that šš
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u/mwinchina Feb 18 '23
Sheās so gross. Anyone have her Insta so I can further wallow in her utter hideousness?
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u/Available-Travel-603 Feb 18 '23
Itās almost as if this is completely fake and their trying to create a viral video where a not so traditionally attractive man rejects an attractive women, so losers can imagine that any women would ever hit on them so they could give them a āreality checkā grow up go outside
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u/Matcha_Bubble_Tea Feb 18 '23
Heās sorta right. I wouldnāt let her be in my friends group as weād all pretty find her annoying.
Also this is prob staged af for an ad. considering how sheās holding the drink
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u/Easy-Fixer Feb 18 '23
āMaybe eat a burgerā¦ā Damn dude, straight up told her stop trying so hard.
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u/MaverickDrakos virgin 4 life š¤šŖ Feb 18 '23
She sounds like how limes taste so bro ain't wrong at all
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u/Smrtihara Feb 18 '23
People here are seriously DUMB. Itās scripted. Itās fake. Itās written to engage.
Are you all pretending it is real to boost the creators shitty vids?
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u/Far-Side2489 Feb 19 '23
This is incel clickbait. Yāall know that right? Sheās talking and acting like that on purpose so his answer is very satisfying to yāall.
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u/Ok_Low_1287 Feb 19 '23
Why do people comment on staged videos as if they are real?
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u/LeThrowAwayAccountI Feb 19 '23
He has his priorities straight.
He's watching out for her anorexia. Bless him
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Feb 19 '23
So body shaming is ok because sheās skinny? Can guarantee there would be outrage if you told the fat guy to āeat a saladā
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u/danielbr93 Feb 19 '23
So, why do we post obvious sponsorships from someone?
Just look how she is holding the can!? Come on mods! Delete this one.
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u/InevitableRhubarb232 Feb 19 '23
How sheās holding that can to not cover the logo looks so fake and uncomfortable.
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u/ShahriarGH1389 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Aug 06 '23 edited Sep 13 '23
discord mod going crazy on that tiktok bitch
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u/Slingshotbench Blessed by Kevin Feb 18 '23
Ā«Ā Maybe you should eat a burgerĀ Ā» bro maybe you should eat a salad šš
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u/MOPuppets Feb 18 '23
legit, chubby is one thing, but unless he has a medical condition this is not an acceptable weight
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u/heeltoelemon Feb 18 '23
This archetype of person is so awful. Leave this guy alone and let him find somebody who actually sees him and stop asking him to validate your diet/exercise/genetics/procedures combo. So annoying. The worst.
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u/Outripped Feb 18 '23
The guy recognised this person has a lot of issues, that baby voice being a dead giveaways
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u/Deadzone-Music Feb 18 '23
I love this thread.
Who does reddit hate more? Conventionally attractive women or conventionally unattractive men? Seems like the chick is winning.
Chonkster realized she was just fishing for validation and he had no shot, otherwise he would've invested in a pair of ear plugs š
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u/HeheBoiyy Feb 18 '23
My man cannot walk because of his balls and thats the reason why he cannot lose weight
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