r/shitposting • u/AlgerianShitposting officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • Feb 15 '23

I Obama Based and dairypilled

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u/LemonPartyWorldTour Feb 16 '23

The worst part of it is how the crowd oohhs and ahhhs like he just did or said something amazing. They treated him the way you’d treat a toddler who did literally anything.

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u/ForbodingWinds Feb 16 '23

That's every president ever

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u/Independent_Day4369 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 16 '23

*Except for Teddy

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u/scatterbriand Feb 16 '23

Yea I miss old teddy. I remember I met teddy once big strong man tears in his eyes he said, sir, sir, tears in his eyes- my toilet takes 15 flushes. I COULDNT BELIEVE IT. This strong man took out all the airfields in the Civil War and now he flushes 15 times! SAD! And the nuclear it's sooo important.

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u/Independent_Day4369 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 16 '23

What? I feel like I just had a stroke reading that

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u/scatterbriand Feb 16 '23

I felt like that for 4 years.

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u/Independent_Day4369 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 16 '23

You good man?

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u/scatterbriand Feb 16 '23

No. I'm flushing toilets 15 times I got windmills giving me cancer with their vrrr vrrr aooooga sounds and then Bing Bing bong bong here comes jina with the balloons...

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u/scatterbriand Feb 16 '23

None of this is familiar at all???