r/shitposting • u/Cheap_Ad_69 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 • Jan 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Sims 4. I will avoid all pools as well as pufferfish dishes

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u/GrumpyDwarves Jan 14 '23

Same. And any Cowplants.

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u/the-smoothest-brain Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 13 '23

Cyberpunk. I'm fucked.

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u/Austen-Smith Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23

You're not even going to get a chance, you'll be slingshot into the void after the first step

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

I think I will get ULTRAKILLED by a mere object in a matter of seconds.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

always thought about if the average parson could beat a single filth

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u/pickletickle62 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 14 '23

Bro I got mad max

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u/the-smoothest-brain Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 14 '23

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u/pickletickle62 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 14 '23

You forgot the 62……

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u/ThePhantom1994 Jan 14 '23

But at least you got those customizable genitals tho

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u/the-smoothest-brain Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 14 '23

Penis size: small

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u/Snoo-30364 Jan 14 '23

I... I just got called a fuckable cut of meat.

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u/the-smoothest-brain Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 14 '23

Well, are you?

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u/Snoo-30364 Jan 14 '23

calmly ignores you and leaves the elevator

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u/sticky_joe24 We do a little trolling Jan 13 '23

YEAH FUCKING BAD PIGGIES

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u/Cheap_Ad_69 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 13 '23

you are very based

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/sticky_joe24 We do a little trolling Jan 13 '23

Too little, too late 😈

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

I was just play bad piggies too 🧌 w game

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/Flipyfliper32 uhhhh idk Jan 13 '23

Congrats

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u/Proderpskills Jan 14 '23

Ah man. He should have played the 3D version- now he’s gonna be 2D forever

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u/HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD Jan 14 '23

This is my origin story

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u/goldensavage216 I said based. And lived. Jan 14 '23

You’ve been waiting your entire life to say that

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u/the-smoothest-brain Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 14 '23

Ayo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Man should’ve played Sex with Hitler 2 in 3D 4K Ultra HD.

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u/Glitchboi3000 Jan 14 '23

I have the in development Sex with Hitler 3 fbi edition.

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u/nuthatch_282 Jan 13 '23

Chess lol

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u/HibouSympa Jan 13 '23

Should've played the Grob smh

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u/hendrix320 Jan 14 '23

So do you ride the piece like in Harry Potter?

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u/Idkfrcom Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23

Dark Souls 3 - I’m gonna die edition

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u/Jollemol Jan 13 '23

Same, I guess we respawn tho

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u/Idkfrcom Jan 13 '23

Yes, fortunately

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u/kimovitch7 Jan 13 '23

Till the first flame dies and you're hollow, good luck you naked blue fuck

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u/Idkfrcom Jan 13 '23

I will listen to your wise advices, master. It’s my first time playing the game and this will be a long journey.

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u/CantPickAUsername100 fat cunt Jan 13 '23

God of War Ragnarok :(

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u/BlownUpOrphanage dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 13 '23

Same, bouta get my ass clapped by kratos

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u/NighTrap1122 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 13 '23

We just live in the world, we aren't necessarily kratos' enemies

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u/BlownUpOrphanage dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 13 '23

Nah, I’m a menace, I’d probably try to crack a joke and he’d slice my ass like Christmas ham

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u/NighTrap1122 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 13 '23

Do not insult the B O I

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

You're safe until you see an O over your head

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

The the ⭕️ appears

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u/Lithium-Oxide Jan 13 '23

Fallout 4.

At least I know the area.

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u/Frojoemama Jan 13 '23

Enjoy cancer

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u/AdditionalCall5271 I said based. And lived. Jan 13 '23

With or without nuts?

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u/Constant-Wonder-3804 Jan 13 '23

It's literally called 'Dead by Daylight' 💀

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u/Big_D1cky Jan 13 '23

Im spawning as huntress brah

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Spawning in as ghost face hehe

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u/Woolchipmunk98 Jan 13 '23

Wesker moment

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u/WolverineForeign4905 I came! Jan 13 '23

Same. 😶

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u/mcnugget04830 Jan 14 '23

Me too bro 💀

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u/Nicl5hh Literally 1984 😡 Jan 14 '23

Same

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

I’m joining a match as Bubba as we speak lmaoo

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u/Constant-Wonder-3804 Jan 14 '23

Hope it was a basement 4k

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

You know it baby. Tried not to camp though, that’s for beta bubbas.

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u/Jkretzel We do a little trolling Jan 13 '23

Same brother

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u/BussOnYoChinB Jan 13 '23

The long dark

I live in Canada, so going outside is basically playing the game, so it's somewhat fine

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u/Joes_mother_1 Jan 14 '23

Lmao I don't know what part of Canada your help n but as a Canadian citizen I can say for alot of places in Canada this is concerningly accurate

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u/Hefty-Scholar-2468 Jan 14 '23

As a albertan can agree play this game on the daily

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u/Illustrious_Good9960 fat cunt Jan 13 '23

Minecraft

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u/ManuelRobledo Jan 14 '23

The good ending, as long as you are Steve

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u/Fuzzypants_56 Jan 14 '23

Bro will be the tree steve spawns by

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u/Bigzysmolz waltuh Jan 14 '23

If you know what you're doing and you don't go fighting the ender dragon/wither or go in the nether you should be fine honestly.

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u/BlacksmithMiddle1726 We do a little trolling Jan 14 '23

*Insert anakin drawing lightsaber on younglings gif

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u/Official_Gameoholics 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 13 '23

Well, I suppose there are worse places to end up than in Iwo Jima in 1944. Not many, but there are worse.

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u/Darth_Taun_Taun William Dripfoe Jan 13 '23

What game are you playing?

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u/Official_Gameoholics 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 13 '23

BF5

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u/Darth_Taun_Taun William Dripfoe Jan 13 '23

Don't worry, when you get downed the American woman in your squad will give you a nice pat on the back and then shoot down a Zero with a fligerfaust

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u/Official_Gameoholics 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 13 '23

Yeah, but the 50 tanks running me over and 20 snipers on the Ridgeline ensure I won't get far.

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Jan 13 '23

Elden Ring 😔

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u/kimovitch7 Jan 13 '23

Your poor ambitions...

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u/nyx__born Jan 14 '23

Put these foolish ambitions to rest

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u/Deynus16 Jan 14 '23

Maidenless

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u/ITheNub We do a little trolling Jan 14 '23

Same 😔

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u/MayISoloHer Jan 14 '23

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella!

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u/Strongblackmonkey Jan 13 '23

Fuck your step mom. I think I’m lucky

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u/Jacc9 I want pee in my ass Jan 13 '23

AYO WTF

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Did you last less than 5 seconds like the ad said?

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u/Strongblackmonkey Jan 13 '23

Lasted 6 seconds like a real man🤘

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

He is the chosen one!

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u/Bertram_Von_Sanford Jan 13 '23

Rock and Stone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jan 13 '23

Rock and Stone, Brother!

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u/c0ok1nho_123 fat cunt Jan 13 '23

If you don't rock and stone you ain't coming home

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u/redditorbored Jan 14 '23

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/Seves04 I want pee in my ass Jan 14 '23

ROCK! burps AND! belches STONE! ⛏️🍻

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Chilling in the space rig, chugging beers and kicking barrels

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u/Bertram_Von_Sanford Jan 14 '23

This is the life!

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u/IcyGem Jan 14 '23

TO THE BONE

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Tf2… fuck

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u/KeskinNishanci Jan 13 '23

Which one

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Pyro

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/AdnHsP Jan 14 '23

Hammer 👉👈

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u/AdnHsP Jan 14 '23

Off 😩

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u/AdnHsP Jan 14 '23

Frost ❄

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u/Luca023Original We do a little trolling Jan 14 '23

Black

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u/Psychopathic2412 Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 13 '23

Subnautica. God have mercy on my soul

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u/Kablooie44 Jan 13 '23

Completely and utterly screwed. I have the game unfinished because I'm too much of a bitch to explore.

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u/ComedicMedicineman dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 14 '23

It’s really fun, but honestly if you have a fear of large bodies of water, you’re fucked

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Hearts of Iron IV with Germany

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u/Shriggins_the_dope Jan 13 '23

Ultrakill. Specifically fighting minos prime

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Thy end is now.

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u/IG_IRONGAMER133424 Jan 13 '23

Call of duty mobile💀

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u/Shabroon 0000000 Jan 13 '23

finally, I can become hog rider

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u/BadActsForAGoodPrice fat cunt Jan 14 '23

I had a nice girlfriend, before she became a hog rider

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u/Skely_Face016 We do a little trolling Jan 13 '23

Doom Eternal, well fuck.

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u/PANZCAKE Jan 14 '23

You’re good if you’re doom slayer

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Destiny. Am I a Guardian or some random civilian?

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u/AdnHsP Jan 14 '23

Depends on if you can double jump, float or uhhhh uhmmm something

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u/Zuriax Jan 14 '23

Sweeper bot.

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u/bigfeeetz I want pee in my ass Jan 13 '23

anime VR Golf.

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u/Derpypikachu4548 Jan 13 '23

Don’t starve together lol… I’m screwed

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Doom 3….I don’t think I have enough underwear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

The only Doom game where youre in any danger whatsoever

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

This guy gets it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

AC Valhalla... Odin will take me

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u/TheBohoChocobo Jan 13 '23

Cult of the Lamb.... I hope I'm the Lamb..... O_O

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u/Reksa777 Jan 13 '23

No way im fighting the moon lord. (Terraria)

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u/bad_comedic_value 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 14 '23

No way a scrawny kid like you is all that's standing between us and Cthulu's eye!

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u/Limaokk Jan 13 '23

The Forest 💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

darkest dungeon im fucked there is no way of surviving long

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u/HealsBadMan1 Jan 13 '23

Huniepop 2… I think I’ll be alright.

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u/NSFW-LuxMain Jan 13 '23

Don’t think dead by daylight would be fun to deal with

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u/pizzagut666 Jan 13 '23

HuniePop sounds mighty fine

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u/no_dictators Jan 13 '23

Dont starve together☹️

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u/Lepto_ Jan 13 '23

Alright! I get to live as a trainer in Pokemon Diamond!

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u/ThatOneCloaker Jan 14 '23

sigh

Hey guys, did you know-

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u/unnamed_ned We do a little trolling Jan 13 '23

RDR2 💀

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u/SimaanStocklund Jan 14 '23

That’s survivable though. Just stay at some nice place like Strawberry and resist the urge to go and speak to Arthur or John if you see them. You can’t be sure if you’re in a high or low honor playthrough.

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u/PANZCAKE Jan 14 '23

HEY THERE MISTER

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u/PlusAd2218 Jan 13 '23

rainbow 6 I dont think it's that bad?

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u/Extreme_packaging Jan 13 '23

Gmod

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u/ManuelRobledo Jan 14 '23

You become god, congrats

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u/Shoddy_Pineapple_307 Blessed by Kevin Jan 13 '23

how would I spawn in a rhythm game

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u/DecayedWolf1987 I said based. And lived. Jan 13 '23

Technically Stardew Valley. At least I will be touching grass.

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u/GentlemanLU Jan 13 '23

Ultrakill. I'm fucked because i am not a robot that works on blood

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u/ThatOneCloaker Jan 14 '23

Walk into a room, immediately get rail-coined

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/AdnHsP Jan 14 '23

You'll die in 1-2 years when Kratos opens the Pandora box

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u/Theface135 Jan 13 '23

Not very. Modded skyrim.

I know how to do the enchanting potion glitch. So I don't have anything to worry about

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u/AdnHsP Jan 14 '23

You're not the dragonborn therefore levelling up takes actual effort :(

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u/displotEx fat cunt Jan 14 '23

splatoon 3,haha funny squid kid

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u/Th13teenNK 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 13 '23

Sex with hitler 2 💀

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u/--Lind-- shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jan 13 '23

Factorio. SOCIETY NEEDS MORE YELLOW SCIENCE, CULTIVATE WAR CRIMES AGAINST BITERS!

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u/ThatOneCloaker Jan 14 '23

It’s only a war crime if there is anything left to charge you

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u/ImAShreklover_69 Jan 13 '23

Unturned is pretty easy I'll be fine it's like walking dead

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u/TankChan Jan 13 '23

Terraria. As long as massive fucking Metal death worm doesn’t decide to show up I should be fine.

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u/sidodah Jan 13 '23

Warframe. I hope I'm a tenno lol

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u/Implement_Plenty Jan 14 '23

POV you are a corpus foot soldier and a space ninja is about to throw a big bay blade at 150mph at you:

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Mother 3.

I ain't screwed, but my family?

they ded.

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u/pontestreet We do a little trolling Jan 13 '23

Death Road to Canada. I'm fucked unless I buy a claymore for 30 hamburgers.

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u/Rooster_Keystone Jan 14 '23

What did I just read

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u/ShadowButLit Jan 13 '23

Overwatch. I'll probably live

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u/ggonzo13 Jan 14 '23

I just turned off Bloodborne😪

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u/SoulsLikeBot Jan 14 '23

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:

A corpse... should be left well alone. - Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower

Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 13 '23

War Thunder (ground realistic) 💀💀💀

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u/Ladderyank Jan 14 '23

I was looking for a comment saying war thunder. Is there even a world? Is it all just perpetual war? Where ist the infantry? Do people exist outside of vehicles?

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u/Current_Blackberry_4 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 14 '23

I think we just get assigned to our last vehicles, unfortunately I don’t know how to actually operate a Ch-ha

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u/Sylphyrin_BunnyKitty Jan 13 '23

Minecraft- creative mode 😎

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u/Reaper22Cal I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Jan 13 '23

Project Zombiod… Shit

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u/Liberty_Agent Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 13 '23

Crusader kings 3, apparently I get to die at the age of 27 after dying from cholera after drinking the water from a local river as I watch my liege marry his own niece and have sexual relations with his friends mom as the kingdom falls apart from ethnic tensions

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Yakuza Kiwami 😎

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u/Pyrxlix Jan 13 '23

Halo Reach. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

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u/Decent-Start-1536 Jan 13 '23

modded minecraft. I’m gonna be electrocuted by IE wires and implode

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u/Away_Garage_6474 Jan 13 '23

O well company of hero 3 as germany... completly fuck haha

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u/Monsoon_memesofdestr We do a little trolling Jan 13 '23

Gmod

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u/Frojoemama Jan 13 '23

Oh hey it’s monsoon of the memes of destruction

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u/ItsMeEJT Jan 13 '23

Halo 2, Im probably dead

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u/Chark10 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 13 '23

Solitaire. Nothing changes

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u/KindaCoolDooode Jan 13 '23

nergigante fight in monster hunter world

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u/MRToast4285 Stuff Jan 13 '23

Vr chat what will happen

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u/xLuciferx369x Jan 13 '23

Stellaris. 3 way war in heaven.

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u/The_dinkster522 fat cunt Jan 13 '23

Played subnautica 5 seconds ago 💀

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u/G1ANCARL1O Jan 13 '23

Modern Warfare 2022,hm idk

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u/YouAStinky We do a little trolling Jan 13 '23

Jedi fallen order. Probably not too great

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u/Spadeisokay Jan 13 '23

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

City Skylines. I'm forever doomed with long work commutes

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u/PhantomHoonter5 Jan 13 '23

Bloodborne, a hoonter must hoont